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summer batman’s

Summer Batman’s is a great, beautiful, sexy person no one else can compare too
Y’all hear what summer Batman’s did “

No one cares she’s irrelevant
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Batman Shirt Theory

Description

Any person who is seen wearing a batman shirt in the public setting has a tendency to be automatically perceived as a threat by mentally ill persons, specifically those with a co-morbid diagnoses of schizophrenia, paranoid type, and psychopathy.

Joker-perpetrator

The joker has paranoid delusions rooted around the thought that the person wearing the batman shirt is some morally authoritative figure trying to restrict the joker's rights for the purpose of maintaining justice. The joker has a natural tendency towards attention seeking behaviors, impulsivity, and sadism.

The Hero-batman fan

Realistically, the hero is more often than not a passive idealist with fantasies of being this "morally authoritative figure" or hero. These beliefs tend to escalate to the extent of grandiose delusions, specifically during times of increased stress. Such persons experience a significant tendency towards being involved with conflict, especially with the joker and personalities alike.

Batman/Joker Conflict

The hero and the joker experience severe emotional and psychological restlessness, arising from their different attitudes. The hero favors fairness and stability whereas the joker prefers selfish gratification and chaos. The grandiose delusions of the hero and the paranoid delusions of the joker conflict with each other, resulting in escalating conflict all influenced by a simple shirt.
Batman Shirt Theory Example:

A. The hero with the batman shirt experiences grandiose delusions that he is obligated to solve every conflict in order to promote fairness and justice.

B. The joker sees the batman shirt and experiences paranoid delusions of oppression that restricts his individuality.

C. I may be delusional for making a case out of this. Point is, you can rationalize anything...
by lhukmai October 20, 2012
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Batman

Batman is a superhero, duh, he drives the bat mobile and likes to come out at night to destroy villains, most favorite, the Joker. He parades on his saving the world escapades dressed all in black, looking like a bat, obviously. Though during the day he leads his double life as a normal, handsome, hardworking man. So, he has a secret identity, but the real secret is many think his name is Bruce, but it's actually Paul.
Batman : Yes, so here's the thing, my name is Bruce.

Girl (who knows him) : No actually, it's Paul.

Batman : Shh, don't tell people it's fun having a secret, secret identity.

Girl : Right,... no one ever said you were sane...
by itstopsecretinformation July 12, 2013
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Batman Schmeh

A phrase used in place of any actual words in a conversation between two teenage girls with multi-colored hair. Variants of this phrase such as "Batman crunch schmeh" "Crunch Man Bat Schmeh" or "man crunch schmeh bat derp" are also commonly used for variety.
I heard these two retarded girls talking the other day, they were like screaming "BATMAN SCHMEH" at each other and then at the cars on the road.
by violentTardface2.0 March 4, 2011
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The Batman Game

The act of dressing in a leather S&M gear and masturbating using auto-erotic asphyxiation. One who partakes is called the Batman, but any bystander or partner is the Robin.
Zach: Did you hear about bobby?
Ted: No what happened?
Zach: He died playing the batman game last night with Luke. He suffocated, it's pretty sad.
Ted: Damn, I still can't believe Luke Robin-ed him too.
by Daaaaaaiiiiiisssyyyyyyyyyyyy November 15, 2011
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Batman

Dar. Him.
Person: "Is that him?"
Person 2: "yes that's him. Batman."
by shh0w2020 May 16, 2023
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Going Batman

When one goes poop with the whole toilet seat up.
George: Why is your butt all wet?
Brad: I was Going Batman and I fell in.
by hubcapStan May 17, 2023
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