Batman

To horrifically commit a murder of two wealthy parents, leaving a single child alive to be an orphan.

Dude I got in a horrible accident on the way here, totally batmanned this kid.

by BaddDictionary May 21, 2024

Batman in his Free Time

Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit

Batman in his free time and he masturbates

by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025

Batman

A man who is not comfortable with him self

He will want to anything to create vengeance, he may have a small penis but he is the world savior

Dam Daniel your Batman bro no hurry up and stick your dick in my ass

by TajBigBoy March 18, 2022

Playing Batman

Being very altruistic and self sacrificing.

I traded in my Trues for some Robins
He playing Batman, Fetty's gon' rob him

by Phil N. Goodman April 5, 2021

Ben Stiller is not Batman

One of the funniest moments in the history of the Vanoss Crew, where Terroriser states that Ben Stiller is Batman instead of Ben Affleck.

Terroriser (In his Terminator voice while shooting Batman NPCs): HELLO! AHHH, FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! FUCK YOU, BEN STILLER! COME ON, YOU FUCK!

Panda (After Terroriser kills them all): I have to point out something...BEN STILLER IS NOT BATMAN!

(Everyone starts laughing)

Terroriser: What? I SAID BEN STILLER??

Wildcat: Ben AFFLECK!

Terroriser: Ah, fuck! I called Zoolander "Batman"!

Panda: You stupid bastard!

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

To batman

To unalive one's parents

"When I was 6 my parents gave me a Paladone Pinkie Pie"
"I shall go back in time to batman them"

by BleakEntity_29A August 19, 2023

batman

it's a bat that was bitten by a radioactive man. his family was murdered to death, so he became an edgelord who beats up people until they get knocked out, but at least he has a sick song

NANANANANANANANA BATMAAAAN

batman beat up my dad and now he's mentally handicapped

by CakeEatingPirate February 24, 2021