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Austin Johnson

A nice but shy guy but if you get to no him he will be kind and really nice to people no matter their background also a poet say's his friends girls will fall for him when he opens up and starts trusting he will be there if he you need help he usually doesn't accept for compliments because he thinks he is bad at every thing truly if you can get a Austin Johnson stick tight remember that he loves you and will do anything for you
"Hey who's that new kid" "he is Austin johnson if you can date him do it he never cheats".
by anonymous October 16, 2020
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Austin Conger

A common species of female that has been known to exist in the Winston-Salem and DC regions. This species is often awkward and attempts to do crazy shit. The species is also very clumsy often walking into things when they are going places. They also think that they are the coolest; some might call them trend followers. They are also known to get fired up at times, often seen running unexpectedly to wherever they go. They dislike cats as they are always looking for cats to murder. Often naive and unknowing it is common to also spot them in the woods as they have been known to LOVE snipe hunts. But in the end this species is harmless as it merely floats through its life looking for direction.
"Hey Austin Conger do you think you could catch a snipe for me?"
Responce "Sure, but im not very good at it as I have never caught one before"

"Hey Austin Conger look out for that lamp post!"
Responce "To late... thats gonna leave a bruse."

"No don't kill the kitty!"
Responce "To late its already in pieces"
by A Co-Worker October 30, 2012
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Austin Syndrome

Constantly showing an "I don't give a fuck!" attitude towards life.
Me: "Hey, your house is on fire."
Austin: "I don't give a fuck!"
Me: "I would let your doctor know you're experiencing Austin Syndrome really bad again..."
by Anna Incorporated September 4, 2013
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Bloody Austin

When a female incidentally draws blood from a man’s penis during oral sex via teeth making direct contact with skin from the shaft.
“Dude, this vampire bitch came over last night and gave me a Bloody Austin!”
by Plzmakethisathing March 9, 2023
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Austin stone

He is so awesome and cute every girl likes him. He is the best hockey in the world. Coolest guy. A fucking beauty. Can party hard
by Kayla Kurtz March 22, 2021
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Austin and Ben

Austin and Ben make great friends, if you meet a friendship with an Austin and a Ben - I can betcha that that friendship will never end.
Person 1 "wow austin and ben are friends"
Person 2"I bet that friendship will never end"
by BenExplainsWords July 8, 2022
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Austin Game

A game that AJ HIll HD takes a peculiar fascination towards, typically a quirky video game. The party games genre generally has a big category of Austin games. Mario Party, Speedrunners, Gang Beasts, etc... And some other games here and there when doing a custom game VS. mode on an FPS. I don't know. It's kinda hard to explain with my current terms, but every so often I just come across something that I totally see as an Austin game lol
by The easterbrook June 25, 2022
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