Lac-attack

Because there's no name for when you get a reaction from being lactose-intolerant.

Friend 1: "Aren't you gonna get a lac-attack?"
Friend 2: *continues to eat ice cream* "I shall choose to suffer the consequences of my actions."

by ryuddaeng May 12, 2020

Tubby Attack

When a tubby man flips out, almost like don vito.

Yo, Kennedy quit having a tubby attack, we will get you your nachos.

by BIG BOY March 30, 2012

BAGS ATTACK

A inescapable swarm of BAGS.

OMG, they're everywhere!!! It's a BAGS attack!!!

by BAGS_with_an_S August 17, 2012

Gash Attack

When a guy has a lot of gash around him (e.g at a party, club, internet. ) and can't control his emotions of his penis and cums every where.

Player 1: Did you hear about the gash attack last night , I heard it was messy?
Player 2: Yeah it was me.
Player 1: You are a lad

by Hero19 December 24, 2011

Burritos Attack

When, after eating a lot of burritos, you get a crazy Mexican spicy diarrhea

guy 1 : Are you down for some taco bell?

guy 2 : No thanks my ass still burn from the last burritos attack

by blumpkin666 February 26, 2011

Hernia Attack

When something shocking happens or someon scares you and rather than be frightened you have a 'hernia attack'. These can strike at any time, particularly if you are in a dangerous situation or easily scared. You may feel like the lining of your stomach is poking out to say Hello to the perpetrator. Hence you hold your stomach to ease the pain whilst trying to escape the impending threat.

On rare occasions this feeling may manifest when you are experiencing something funny. Please do not confuse this attack of the hernia with the more frequent and more serious attack that is of the genuine kind outlined above.

Girl 1: "Holy shit balls, I just saw the blue waffle"
Girl 2:"Me too, it gave me a hernia attack"

Boy 1: "I tried the log jammer with my girlfriend but I couldnt crap on command"
Boy 2: "OMG, that is hilarious, you just gave me a hernia attack"

(PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE IS NOT DEFINED AS A GENUINE HERNIA ATTACK).

Random person: "Freddy krueger, 2 words- Hernia Attack"

by The black scary doll October 11, 2011

Digidang Attack

When a gay person hits on a straight person.

I had a Digidang Attack yesterday.

by anonymous February 14, 2023