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Asshole Origami

The art of folding the last piece of toilet paper to in order to maximize the amount of clean wipes after taking a shit.
Hey Scott, replace the toilet paper next time! I had to play asshole origami in there!
by JDubbaya November 28, 2011
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asshole stop

When hiking, stopping only to let those behind you to catch up and then quickly continuing without letting them rest.
The hike was great, but I am really tired because Colin's friends kept pulling these asshole stops on me.
by Brewer Adam August 5, 2007
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Chapped asshole

When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.
Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole
by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019
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Helpful Asshole

Someone who appears to be helpful but really is not helpful at all. Gives you more information than you had previously but not enough to do anything with it.
The IT guy is such a helpful asshole. He told me he knew how to fix my email but he has no intention of fixing it.
by Diet Dr. Pepper9 January 9, 2009
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fish's asshole

The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.
Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".

Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
by poo hole December 21, 2012
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golden asshole

This person can do no wrong in your book. They are up on a pedestal
She put Richard up so high on a pedestal you'd think his shit doesn't stink. Clearly he has a golden asshole
by Kgrosho February 12, 2017
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asshole anaconda

A huge unbroken (pop-can round) long turd that curls around in the toilet bowl like a snake.
I was taking a crap and it felt like I was giving birth to an asshole anaconda. When I was done, I looked into the bowl and saw it curled up looking ready to strike out. It was a triple double flusher before I got rid of that thing!
by danofiremano December 7, 2013
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