Girl 1: “Omg girl that dick was terrible i should buy a dildo.”
Girl 2: “That sounds like a great idea, im sick of bryan’s short stick.”
Girl 2: “That sounds like a great idea, im sick of bryan’s short stick.”
by addrath February 20, 2020
Get the Dickmug. Something some people claim to have that's big, but in reality, even some women have more balls than them.
If you claim to have a big dick, you are a big dick yourself.
If you claim to have a big dick, you are a big dick yourself.
Retarded guy: My dick is so long, it goes from A-Z!
Woman: Do you have a querty keyboard?
Retarded guy: Why ask?
Woman: Look at it.
Woman: Do you have a querty keyboard?
Retarded guy: Why ask?
Woman: Look at it.
by PI55 September 20, 2018
Get the Dickmug. by Guari boi November 13, 2018
Get the Dickmug. 1.something that you can put in your girlfriend's vagina and go up and down and up and down.
2.something you can use to get the piss inside your body out
3.something that your girlfriend can go sucky sucky on it
2.something you can use to get the piss inside your body out
3.something that your girlfriend can go sucky sucky on it
by dick sucker boii July 4, 2019
Get the dickmug. by Rileyroo June 30, 2015
Get the Dickmug. Joe: “says something funny making fun about someone”
Chad:*laughs* or says something to build upon the starting joke
Kyle: y’all dick to dick glazing rn
Chad:*laughs* or says something to build upon the starting joke
Kyle: y’all dick to dick glazing rn
by Licksomedivk May 8, 2023
Get the dick to dick glazingmug. by Bigdckrandy23 May 8, 2023
Get the Dick to dick glazingmug.