apparatchik

A person who is a cog in the wheel of a large, powerful organization, whether that organization is a government or a government-favored corporation.

"The choice between the American and Canadian healthcare models is simply a choice between different two different flavours of statism – each with somewhat different vices, it’s true (e.g., do you prefer higher prices or longer waits?), but ultimately coming down to a matter of the percentage to which control of your healthcare is exercised by people sitting in government offices as opposed to being exercised by people sitting in governmentally-privileged 'private' offices – but in either case by ambitious, avaricious apparatchiks who aren’t you."

by MrApparatchik September 15, 2011

apparent

Obviously natural, duh.

It is so freaking apparent that the sky is blue.

by Bad-ass coffee! December 9, 2008

apple watch

A smart watch made by Apple that makes you pay around 500 dollars so you don't have to pull your phone out of your pocket. Also pretty overpriced.

Is that the new apple watch? It's so cool! Yeah, but I'm broke now. At least I have fun spinning that wheel thing.

by SuperAstronomyNerd March 9, 2015

apple pie

woman's pussy that it's warm like apple pie..

I got to taste Jeannine S apple pie,it was so sweet.

by justin f April 25, 2004

angry at apple

Emotion experienced by nearly all iPod users and Mac owners. Not to be confused with the emotion felt by Mac gamers

Man 1: Omfg, I'm so angry at apple.
Man 2: You own an iPod.

by Michael Mendoza June 14, 2006

apple computer

In the beginning Apple said, "Let there be home and educational computers and let them be totally proprietary and we shall make tons of money." And they were pretty good. Then IBM said, "Lets build some small business computers and make the achitecture completely open and lots of people will make lots of money and we'll create a whole industry." They were good, too. Then Apple said, "IBM is an evil empire. Apple computers are for the rest of us." All I have to say is IBM gave birth to Dell, Compaq, ATI, etc., etc., and (unfortunately) turned Microsoft into a real evil empire. What has Apple done except try to enrich themselves?

PC's for people who prefer exclusivity to practicality.

by Wonder Dog July 6, 2003

big apple, The

New York City

by M-easy July 5, 2003