Greg Loose-anus 

A pun on the name of Greg Louganis, the openly gay American Olympic swimming champion. Loose Anus refers to the tendency of a homo-sexual mans butt-hole being adversely affected from obvious misuse. A good funny name to call anyone who might be or appear to be gay, Greek or a swimmer.

"Good show at the swim meet 'ol chap, maybe you'll be the next Greg loose-anus"

Greg Loose-anus by bonedigger February 11, 2013

heinous anus 

A crazy anus.

That is one out of control anus. In fact, I'll go so far as to say it's a heinous anus

heinous anus by H TO THE ARLOT February 2, 2003

haggard anus 

Beyond horrible gas, someone that has a ripe colon. Sometimes can be used to describe horrible shits.

This guy has a haggard anus. (or) This guy has haggard anus.

haggard anus by Glen W. June 22, 2005

hot as a swampy anus 

simile. 1: A term used to describe a room, piece of clothing, or other enclosed space that is uncomfortably hot and stuffy.

"Yeah, well it's hot as a swampy anus in this thing, so I'd appreciate it if you just told me what the hell I'm supposed to do, so I can do it."

hot as a swampy anus by Yon Terminator September 18, 2004

laughing anus 

A tickle in or around the anus. itching of the ring piece.

I have outlandish laughing anus!

My laughing anus is just completely utterly ridiculously uncontrollably horrendous!!!

I can't handle the laughing anus. :-)

laughing anus by cheese mongral March 29, 2010

Village in my Anus 

When you put a handful of fire ants and sand in your partners ass and fuck them in it. After you're finished with your business, take what's left over of the colony and put it in a blender and make a smoothie then you share it with you're grandparents.

Damn that Village in my Anus left me raw, at least it tasted great afterward.

Village in my Anus by Star Platinum August 15, 2014

Gaynus in the Anus

Something that is so gay that it is equivalant to taking it in the butt

Dude working at KFC is Gaynus in the Anus

Gaynus in the Anus by Alex Da Cook December 4, 2004