gay agenda

every full moon gays meet up at exactly 12:37am and discuss world domination, forcing satanism on everyone, and how to turn everyone gay.

boy 1: hey what are you doing tonight? i was thinking of going out to the club.

boy 2: can’t, i have gay agenda🤷🏼 ♀️

by FreddieMercuryLover March 3, 2022

Argentina

a team that has defeated time and time again the brits.

"Hey when's the last time England won the World Cup?"
"Years before the Argentines won in 1978 and 1986"

"What team did England play against when Beckham was red carded in 1998? That's right, Argentina."

by Tincho April 17, 2008

homosexual agenda

- Wake up. Moisturize. Exfoliate
- Put on some techno music and call Brad.
- Listen to Cher
- Go to the wizard of the oz party
- Protest No on Prop 8
- Party party party

That is the real homosexual agenda. Politicians don't know what they are talking about.

The homosexual agenda doesn't exist to hurt anyone. I'm a Republican and I know they have no agenda. They deserve the same right to marriage as anyone else.

by Elsa-Claire November 5, 2009

Federal Emergency Management Agency

An agency that is supposed to help out during emergencies, such as national disasters. An agency that fell flat on its face following Hurricane Katrina.

The Federal Emergency Management Agency went straight to hell under Bush's watch as he turned it back into a political job factory for his cronies.

by jesster79 September 27, 2005

Gay Agenda

A conspiracy theorists lame idea that all gays are out to get straights and convert them. Unfortunately all the gay agenda really is, is a program to promote understanding of homosexuality. Or as to put it by 1 gay man like myself TO BE LEFT ALONE. Christians obsess on the gay agenda constantly

did you hear about the gay agendas plans to take over washington? OMG if that happens we'll all have to fuck men.

by D November 21, 2003

Agendize

Preparing, both mentally and physically, to create an agenda.

"Our meeting is in 30 minutes, I need to Agendize"

by Power Knot January 12, 2012

agent911

A noun often used to represent a total screw-up in a very funny manner. Usually it is used in conjunction with farmer slangs. Can also be used as an adjective.

You really agent911 that up, you cock bite.

by Anonymous June 7, 2003