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Adulting Degenerate 

Adult·ing De·gen·er·ate
noun
/əˈdəltiNG,ˈaˌdəltiNG/. /dəˈjen(ə)rət/
the practice of behaving like a responsible adult, especially the accomplishment of mundane but necessary tasks while balancing a deviant lifestyle.
I live an adulting degenerate lifestyle.

Adulting Degenerate 

Adult·ing De·gen·er·ate
noun
/əˈdəltiNG,ˈaˌdəltiNG/. /dəˈjen(ə)rət/
the practice of behaving like a responsible adult, especially the accomplishment of mundane but necessary tasks while balancing a deviant lifestyle.
Mario is an absolute adulting degenerate, I can’t believe he finished that huge essay after we all partied until 3am.

ADULTERATE

To misrepresent or distort the perception of something as being fully developed, complete, or aligned with its intended state. This distortion often arises from an assumption that a certain level of advancement or maturity has been achieved, when in reality, there might be underlying complexities, ongoing growth, or refinement processes that are not immediately apparent.

The concept of "adulterate," encapsulates the idea of assuming a fully realized state prematurely. This term sheds light on the tendency to overlook ongoing progress and the intricacies involved in genuine development by suggesting that perceptions can be tainted or adulterated by the illusion of being "done" or fully matured.

Interestingly, this specific use of "adulterate" to convey the concept of misperceived completion was coined by Rowdy Bunkers, and it aptly captures the idea of assuming a fully realized state prematurely. This term helps shed light on the tendency to overlook ongoing progress and the intricacies involved in genuine development by suggesting that perceptions can be tainted or adulterated by the illusion of being "done" or fully matured.
"Students adulterate their understanding of history by assuming they know all the important events already."

Museum visitors adulterate their appreciation of the artwork by thinking they understood the artist's intent without diving deeper.
ADULTERATE by Bugnostic August 22, 2023

advanced adulting 

Being so profoundly capable of adulting that you don't even think about it anymore.
"My mortgage is paid off by my credit card that is paid automatically every month and the points are transferred to the airline company for immediate upgrades when traveling for business without surcharges"
"Holy shit dude, you're advanced adulting already"
advanced adulting by JewDoc2 November 9, 2019

fast food adultery

When you and your spouse say you are going to eat healthy together and then one of you eats fastfood in secret
It was only 2 weeks into the new year and I committed fast food adultery behind my wives back.
Direct Translation from Dragonic: Serpent.

N. 1) The Serpent; King of Snakes; Dragon Ruler. 2) The online alis of Da Whoopster, Joey Glaser.

Adulese pwns all.

Look at that adulese, flying like a snake through the burning sky.
Adulese by Joey Glaser October 17, 2008