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Alabama Of The Northeast

the alabama of the northeast is the nickname given to central PA. members of the media from outside of the state percieve pennsylvania as a 'swing state'- one that could go either left or right politically. this is far from true. PA is actually a state that his 2 distinct regions. on the two ends of the state you have the urbanized areas, which are traditionally moderatally liberal. this includes philly, allentown, scranton-wilkes barre in the east and pittsburgh and erie in the west. these (good) parts of PA are generally a mix of center-right 'union democrats' and true northeastern liberals. however, central PA is by far the most conservative area in the Northeastern US. this area is called an 'alabama' because it's known for having a lot of rednecks (due to the fact that this is part of appalachia).
central PA is the alabama of the northeast. damn, there are a lot of rednecks in that region.
by Eye In The Sky June 23, 2006
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Alabama

The state where it’s legal to fuck your cousin
Shit since I live in Alabama, mind as well fuck my cousin in the ass
by jble2333 March 22, 2019
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alabama stinkfist

fist a girl in the booty and then fist her in the vag
"I pulled an Alabama stinkfist on this chick the other night"
by kyle 77777777 July 4, 2008
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alabama nose warmer

when consumatting their love, one of the people puts their face (their nose, particularly) in the others ass.

see: hot carl
the bitches mom said her nose was cold, so i gave her an alabama nose warmer
by TIM! June 29, 2006
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Alabama necktie

A paper toilet seat cover worn around the neck with the flap hanging down in front.

See also ass gasket and Texas t-shirt
Billy Bud wore an Alabama necktie to his sister's wedding.
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
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ACAB

All cats are beautiful.
A: "That's a really derp cat."
B: "No, cut the crap! ACAB!"
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Alabama Ostrich

This term describes the act of putting a handful of sand into the vagina, prior to sexual intercourse.

This form of sex is tremendously pleasurabe when both parties are masochistic. The couple can make love until their organs are a raw, bloody mess and enjoy the endorphine rush for several minutes.

If the male chooses to perform this act out of rage, he can protect himself, somewhat, with a lubricated condom.

This type of intercourse was invented on the beaches of Gulf Shores, when the redneck first crawled from the primoidial ooze that we now call the Gulf of Mexico, and became an air breathing creature. The redneck male noticed that sand stuck to his Miller High Life bottle and and the redneck female discovered that sand stuck to her vag.

One added benefit of the Alabama Ostrich is that it removes the uncomfortable subject of the menstrual cycle, since both parties know, going in, that they will be bloody afterwards.

Furthermore, Native Americans believe that this act forms a deeper bond than the traditional act of becoming "blood brothers"
I was making love with my precious hoebag on the beach and decided to go for the Alabama Ostrich move. Her vagina looked like a bloody filet mignon afterwards, and my penis looked like a dog dick.
by Quarler August 10, 2009
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