When you have severe indigestion and your butt is farting without your permission. The urge to shit your pants is so bad but you’re using every bit of effort to hold it back. When you decide to release the demon, it sounds like pouring salsa into water. And when you look into the toilet from what you gave birth to, it looks like Danny Trejo’s face.
Bro, I ate a chimichanga from the local taqueria, I’ve had the shit the tub Danny Trejo’s for a week. I had to courtesy flush twice.
by JT Return of the Mack 9797 December 28, 2024

by UncutLime22 December 17, 2020

“look at her she’s such a tubs”
“hey kendalynn, tubbsy tubbsy wow wow”
“kendalynn i bet you like those chicken nuggets tubs”
“hey kendalynn, tubbsy tubbsy wow wow”
“kendalynn i bet you like those chicken nuggets tubs”
by frankenweenie November 1, 2021

Ride a convertible with the top down in sub freezing temperatures, with the heat blasted inside and heated seats turned on
by funnychiron January 12, 2024

A tub is any being who dares consume more than 1 calorie a day. All non-tubs (gins) must, in fact, limit themselves to one steamed grain of cauliflower rice per year. If any more is consumed, you must be sacrificed to the immensely skinny, blue avatar men. Tubs must be eradicated in order for my fellow Gins to rise.
Look at that tubby capybara, it is so tubby for it cannot go a mere moment without consuming calories.
by gefilte gin May 23, 2022

by Gae_Pillow February 10, 2024

A person who sits in the tub and farts, while snapping at the bubbles. A classic 5150 and an endangered species. The Tub Snapper should be returned to the water if caught and is not good for eating. As the name suggests, they snap. (And at more than just their own farts bubbles)
by Murphykidd112 June 19, 2025
