Harper Roberts

A man whith an abnormal addiction to rockstar and energy drinks and has a very squeaky voice. Also allergic to most things including grass
Hey Akhmatova want to get a rockstar
Nah man don’t want to be a Harper Roberts
by John butcher December 21, 2018
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Robert Sarno

The weirdest dumbass person in the whole damn world.
Don't be such a Robert Sarno.
by rnadompreson March 22, 2017
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Zach Roberts

yet again we have another tosser called Zack .

he thinks he is an ard man because he is watching scary movie cause he cant watch an actual proper horror movie.

this unknown species can not be trusted on a bike so he has to wear an helmet when he is riding his bicycle.

he is one of the gang members of this gang called the helmet squad.
he bashes of school too much so he doesnt get his tiny dick chopped off.

this kid thinks he is hard cause he plays fortnite but cant even pull a wheelie like the rest of the helmet squad.

in my opinion i wouldnt even dare to go near this youngster cause u can get all sorts of diseases such a H.I.V,STD,etc.
this poor little boy is unable to get a burd but is madly in love with a girl called madeleine
the poor boy cant pull for nothing . thinks he is solid cause he bashes of fortnite with his pals like joe davies. add his snap cause he needs a bird asap : @zachrob06
by Suckyourmum202 February 25, 2019
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robert browning

The act of anal intercourse...’browning’ the ‘robert’. 19th century slang. Used in ‘Tipping the Velvet’ by Sarah Waters
Rent boy parlance: 2 shillings for a shuffle, 1/2 crown for a suck, or a sovereign for a Robert Browning.
by Willow Moon February 03, 2018
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sponge robert

sponge robert: sorry, i have to go to the bank today to make a payment on my mortage
by sponge robert May 03, 2020
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Robert Lozada

Gets ratio'd easily on Twitter and is a very big Overwatch league fan. His favorite teams are the SF Shock and Seoul Dynasty. Could've been a professional quarterback in the NFL, but had to give up because of his OPness. He's an English major and he's passing all of his classes with all A++'s. Also has a fire ass mullet. Overall kinda mid LOL!!
"Robert Lozada tried to photosynthesize until he realized his ass was grass." "Robert Lozada is very mid at Overwatch"
by OverwatchKing227 December 20, 2021
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