Dametus long

Da meat is long.

If your girl ain’t texting back 9:30 on a Friday night chances are shes hanging with Dametus Long, and ain’t coming back.

“Dametus Long over here with them sweatpants on finna make me act up!”

“My girlfriend hung out with Dametus Long and started walking weird the next day”

by Jeb42069 January 15, 2021

long shlog

the shit that stick up in the morning with a wet surface pulcing and cumming.

long shlog in yo mom

by he he he hui March 30, 2022

Long Bath

When a woman says she is going for a “Long Bath” it’s an opportunity to masturbate without the kids bursting in. Also known as “Playing the Welsh Banjo”

“I’m just off for a long bath love, put CBeebies on and watch the kids for a bit”

by ImSpike March 1, 2021

long drag

You drag your tongue from the front to the back of the vagina

I gave her long drags all night!

by vaktsn November 6, 2023

long man

khussh

long man

by fiberlvbaaruewcrcvgoyGVCBUORHH November 29, 2020

The long 'Oh'

The long 'Oh' is usually used in order to emphasize offense in and caused by people you have never met. Often shouted loudly to cause extra discomfort.

Jim: You know the one thing bigger than my penis?

Joe: Your mom?

Random asshole: OOOOOOHHH!

Jim: That was funny until what's 'is face over there pulled 'The Long 'oh''

by Dong suck, the wonderdragon June 29, 2010

Long shlong

A penis so long Chinese people refer to it as the chinese Dragon. ;)

John: "Yo what up Stacy, wanna see my long shlong"
Stacy: "i would die for that baby" ;)
Random Asain dude: "Be Careful little girl, that's the chinese dragon of the myths"

by Daddy chill before I slap you January 25, 2021