Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

Mop

Mop is a duck, who likes programming and messing with anything related to electricity. Mop is like number 1 most kind people in the world and always does whatever he can to help in any way, yet he is a duck. He’s that kinda person that sends a fuckload of memes in discord. He also likes Makka Pakka, it’s a strange addiction.

Guy: Can you fix my toaster?
Other guy: No, but Mop can without a doubt.
Guy on discord: Why do I have 69 messages of memes on discord?

by Meme fucked discord dude May 11, 2022

Cuban Mop

Performing 69 with a cuban woman while standing up and her hair is long enough to wipe the floors as she gives you a blowjob.

Once we lost weight, my wife and I were able to perform a cuban mop.

by devsecops January 4, 2022

The Mop

Rip off your girl's weave, cum in it and slap it back on her head.

Girl, I was so mad. He gave me the mop and it he didn't even put my weave back on straight.

by Heatmyzer May 21, 2022

Mops

A type of graffiti pen with a mop type piece on the top allowing the pen to drip when writing

Yo bro I got some new mops for when we go tagging

by Cone December 12, 2021

Mop

The crustiest flabbing dollar tree ass looking bitch , that's the offspring of jaba the hut and big bird fucking in the backwoods.

Mops waistline be ever expanding this milky way

Mops so fat her visceral layer is as thick as the lost sea scrolls

Mop is fresh ashore orange county

I'm going to swoosh her around the bucket brillo pad ass looking hair makes a great toilet brush

by Spek257 November 12, 2021

Mop

synonym to blowjob, gettin top or head. Popularized by Thugger and Gunna Wunna
She ate the whole dick, she a goblin (Woah)
You the reason we callin' it mop
You the reason I'm losin' my socks (Mop)
I took the M out her mouth
I took the T out of the top (Mop)

Get mop from a prostitute, I feel her teeth, she ain't gettin' a dollar - said Pluto

by EBkay March 24, 2022