Long Cow

The God of our world. He created the universe and everything in it. The finest representation of our god is by a follower named William Henry Davis who created a painting featuring long cow's form after he attained moksha. He has preached everywhere in the world because his godly power allows him to. The four gods under him, namely Shrek, Mr. Muffin, Sans and Polish toilet are the ones who brought on the truth to us humans. Long Cow is often confused with Polish Cow who is in reality, an alternate form of Long Cow. Recently, Long Cow has disappeared and was not known to most of mankind after he found out about Dream's music video called "Mask".

Person A: All Hail Long Cow Sama.
Person B: Amen.

by Euro-kun July 28, 2021

Bone Cow

Not much is known about him. A mysterious figure in the Black Billabong lore. Used as an insult, but to some it could be a compliment.

“Kevin, you’re such a Bone Cow!”

by anyolsink February 28, 2019

Polishing the cow

To rub one out in a field.

Is that bloke over there polishing the cow? The dirty bugger!

by Cow-Polisher January 13, 2014

S-Cow

a male who has an impressive amount of game when it comes to talking to girls, the looks of the girls does not matter to this man, he will mack on them either way, as long as they have two legs and a pussy, the number of girls he has had sex with his higher then all his friends and he loves to tell his sex stories to his friends, despite their disgusted comments about the fat chicks that he usually gets with, on occasion he will find a pretty cute girl and hammer her too

dude your such an s-cow, i can't believe you did that girl last night

by franky-t-bone May 29, 2008

side cow

A fat girls sidekick fat ass whore freind

There is Becky and her side cow

by metalmaster100 January 19, 2017

Space Cow

A certain phenomenon in the upper Midwest in which all food vanishes due to a HUGE cow, which takes up alot of space.

Damnit Space Cow! i knew you were hungry but did you have to eat ALL the food?!

by wizzle bizzle September 8, 2006

cow fries

the testicle of a calf, deep fried and tasting like a chicken nugget and or fried bologna
made by the owners of beef cattle (to be killed for meat) they cut the balls off of male calves so they do not produce testosterone and not be hostile toward the owners or toward other cattle.

aka rocky mountain oysters

mmm! the cow fries are chewy!

by jackieC January 26, 2004