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Brandon

Brandon is the messiah
Anyone:“Brandon your the messiah!”
Brandon: “OH NOOOO
by Connor Perkins February 16, 2021
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Brandon

Secretly loves a big dick in his anus
Brandon had made some wierd movement’s when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasn’t too manly
by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020
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Brandon

Pinhead and has smoker voice
Resembles beetlejuice
by Moe lester123 June 14, 2018
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Brandon

A lad who's been slapped in the face by dog dick.
I'm such a Brandon...but I love it really.
by KatieNotKatrina September 5, 2016
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Brandon

Why are there so many cantaloupes?

Oh, Brandon got horny
by clevelandboi455 September 18, 2018
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Brandon

This Steelers loving, Duke fanatic, Meme King is sure to tell it how it is. He is also one to claim he’s always invited to “the cookout”, but we all know that’s still up for debate. His funny and wild side is not to be overshadowed by his sensitive, true self. One to always be his own harshest critic but won’t forget to give himself the pat on the back he deserves. Doesn’t shove broccoli down your throat like his annoyingly healthy bestie. Aka, he has no problem binge eating a whole pineapple pizza with you and won’t judge you for it either. Final note, the biggest kid at heart in the room.
“Man, I saw Brandon last night and I forgot how much I miss that kid
by youllneverkn0w March 1, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing turd burglarizers in the world. He is the biggest dumbass ever known to mankind.
by Yodaddy6602 December 7, 2019
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