chew-weenie

best motha fuckin rapper in the game!

"yo you know eminem?"

"yeah hes pretty good"

"CHEW-WEENIE is better"

by datchew July 27, 2011

Drift Weenie

When you want a girl to come over and hang out with some"bed wrestling" but she can't because you have been at the drift track all day and your weenie smells like shit.

Casey: you gonna bone ol girl from last time?
Ariel: I can't. I got a mean case of Drift Weenie after today.

by DJ Princess Ariel aka DJ Vaper March 27, 2022

Weenie

Definitely not Emmett

A weenie? That can't be Emmett

by Cmueller December 2, 2016

weenie

the thing you say everyday with no context because you feel like it

bro1: "sup bro hows your mom is she getting better?"
bro2:"weenie"
bro1:"oh-"

by beetea April 25, 2019

Weenie

Weenie in magic the gathering and other (online) trade card games means : ' a weak creature/monster'.

Weenie decks , are decks with many weak creatures that often get alot of buffs and often need alot of teamwork in large numbers.

'Hey, I have made a weenie deck today and it is strong against midrange.'

by Neacher March 20, 2017

Weenie

Just an overall douchey person that possesses unsavory, pretentious, and conceited qualities. Wears turtlenecks and chains to clubs.

"Wow look at those weenies over there, I hope they don't try to talk to me, their conversations make me want to Van Gogh my ears"

by weenie creator March 12, 2019

Green Weenie

Multiple:
1. Name for the biggest asshole on your military base.

2. Also a fly used in fly fishing to resemble caddis larvae (they’re green little worm).
3. The rule 34 version of green eggs and ham that never made it to publication

1. Don’t shake or the green weenie will hammer you, he can smell your fear
2. Gonna dangle a green weenie when I go euro-nymphing this morning.

3. How do you know if you like green weenies, if you’ve never tried one, Sam I am?

by mugbutt July 29, 2021