Wednesday

When it all goes to shit on a night shift on wanky Wednesday
Well that was another Wanky Wednesday
by BHF2024 February 08, 2024
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Wednesday

A day spent making out and relaxing with your partner. It is the best day of the week without a doubt.
'Damn I need a Wednesday!' said Will.
by Choccymilk888 December 31, 2018
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Wednesday

Wednesday is national Peter Vuitton drinks day
Hey Peter it’s Wednesday
Peter: guess I have to drink
by Yardyknowdadeal June 02, 2022
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Wednesday

fabled “hump day” in which there is no evidence to support an increase of sexual activity in relation to the day of the week. Also, in the capitalist sense, it is the middle of the traditional M-F work week, adapted in the 1940s, and quickly outdated due in subsequent decades as a result of employers underpaying employees, no taxation for the rich, and the general destruction of the middle class. “Wednesday” is now typically the fourth day of the 7-day work week, and widely considered to be the perfect day to reflect on one’s bad career choices.
What did you do yesterday?

It was a complete Wednesday - thought about how my "weekend" is actually Tuesday/Thursday because all I do is work when everyone else has off.
by BergensMom May 12, 2021
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International Dress-like-Spiderman-and-shout-loudly-at-a-mirror day, it also has come to be known as the National M.I.L.F (Man I Love Frogs) Appreciation day.
George: It's wednesday my dudes.

Billy, Micheal and David: *really annoying screaming*
by Simply_Curri May 17, 2022
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A black cat named after Wednesday Addams, who takes on the personality and characteristics of her namesake.
Anyone: “Your cat hates me.”
Me: “She hates everyone. What do you expect? She's Wednesday.”
Anyone: “But she loves you so much.”
Me: “Like I said… she's Wednesday.”
by Her Senpai His kitten May 14, 2022
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The day you moan like a fucking idiot that is having sex with a goat.
It is Wednesday my dudes...

OOOOAAHHAHAHHOOOHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHH
by DarkDefinor October 19, 2018
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