Weathergutting

A weather community revolutionary's term used to describe the public/private profiteering and misinformed depiction of weather, particularly severe weather, e.g., tornadoes, lightning, mesocyclonic updrafts and downdrafts, or hail.
The term primarily stemmed from the sight of the most blinding high contrast eye sores of YouTube thumbnails that depict severe weather, often utilized by people trying to grift off of natural disasters by presenting it as an amazing rare experience, ignoring the complex concrete science of severe weather, and instead using it as something to profit off of.
They are typically the weather community's laughing stock and quick comedic sharing time.

Oh great, Jimmy found another one of those weathergutting YouTube channels, showing off, again, the same image of a tornado surrounded by lightning, and he isn't too happy.

by MartianSupremacist August 9, 2024

Weather app warrior

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.

Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.

by Johns November 14, 2023

Weather update

When you have to announce something has changed
Based on ‘History of the World by Bill Wurtz

“How’s Jack?”
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons

by Planetaceofspades June 16, 2024

Weather Dragon

KIM SEUNGMIN . He is sad when it’s cloudy and dark, he is also very happy and cheery when it is bright and sunny. He also thinks everyone else is sad when the weather is bad. He wishes he could hibernate like bears in winter.

Stay 1 : Seungmin sent frowning faces on bubble, I wonder if he is sad
Stay 2 : Oh, that’s just because it’s gloomy in Seoul today, he’s a little weather dragon.

by fanofmrmongmongman February 16, 2024

weather-shifting

A condition when the weather at any point changes climate in a short period of time to trick meteorlogists secretly.

I have an incomprehensible understanding that the climate was just weather-shifting to trick people checking the weather today.

by CyberDude2942 September 14, 2024

weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.

Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.

by zorgid September 21, 2024

Weather Capping

Where one spreads his or her cheeks apart and a male lays his erect penis onto his or her exposed anus hole and farts. Which would then make the erect penis bounce up and down like a weather cap on a tractor.

Weather Capping- Like yo I was chillin with Troy last night and shit got crazy and I weather capped his ass!

by Lowery1107 March 29, 2025