silly willies

Just know that if your doctor says you have it, you are seriously fucked. see panda madness.

Holy shit honey, that man has the silly willies!

by Harry Truman April 6, 2008

Matt Willis

Ex member of the boyband Busted. Gone solo with a range of rock-pop songs. Currently dating emma griffiths. He is hot, sexy and can sing extreamly well. Once appeared in an episode of Casualty as a drug dealer. Has the middle name of James. His real last name is sergeant, but goes by Matt willis. He also has his own personal myspace site.

"matt willis has myspace!"

by Kelly Louise June 22, 2006

Willy wanker

Willy wanker is willy wonkers retarded and autistic inbred brother he is most known for being one of bill Cosbys victim and he fucked a tub of lard

Willy wanker

by Niglet GOD June 15, 2017

Willy Dabbing

To wipe your excess pee from your wet willy using a tissue or toilet role after urinating.

Oh my wee cheeky face, I have wiped my willy. Thanks Richard, glad you have started using the Willy Dabbing Technique!

by Beter Pussey April 21, 2009

willy

Any black male. A girl would be a girl-willy, a baby would be a willy-child.

That willy doesn't know why we're calling him a willy.

by djAVEZ April 7, 2008

triple willy

When you're getting a blow job, right before you cum you stick both index fingers in your mouth and give her two wet willies in the ears making her back off because shes suprised and then you cum in her face

Dusty, you asshole!, you gave Hannah the triple willy?!

by Dirty Dusty November 10, 2006

White Willy

attempting to barter your stuff on the internet

I went on white willy to trade away my boat for a car.

by popcornking1811 July 4, 2012