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read the article

three words commonly used as cannon fire against someone who didn't read the article, and you feel the need to destroy them because you're a vengeful bitch.
Tom: Steven Tyler is innocent until proven guilty. Too many celebs getting railroaded or canceled because of these accusations!

Kelli: well, like, duh. Like, if you would just read the article, you'd know that he admitted to it in his autobiography!
by GG Allin February 2, 2023
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Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.
Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!
by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014
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A cute girl with a good attitude and a nice heart who want stop talking also short
the japanese girl reading this is short
by jesuUS69 June 1, 2022
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Reading Blindness

When there's a term in a text/book you are reading, and you don't know what the term means, nor is it being defined further into the text. You don't understand what the term adds to the context of what you're reading.
"This topic deals with the philosophy of egalitarianism. It plays a great part in..."

You: "Um... reading blindness much? Is this going to explain what egalitarianism is to us or no?"
by vvaerea March 2, 2025
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reading news online

when you go on the internet and read the latest stuff thats happening in the world
"what are u doing?"
"reading news online"
"oh cool"
by innocent_person May 12, 2022
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I aint reading allat

an excuse that a fatasses will used
person 1: (Long essay)
person 2: I aint reading allat
person 3: whos reading allat
person 1: shut the fuck up you to fatasses
by eric89391 October 23, 2023
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