What would Jack do?

A question comonly asked by people when in a situation of doubt. Usualy followed by gunfire or frequent use of the phrase "DAMMIT!"

Daughter: "I told you Dad, I don't do drugs!"
Father asks himself: What would Jack do? Before breaking the girls arm behind her back and shouting "WHY ARE YOU LIEING TO ME?"

by Scott... August 8, 2006

It's not what it looks like!

When you are fuckin a chick or jacking off your shit and your mom knocks on your door. Then she walks in without waiting for you to answer.

John screamed, "I'ts not what it looks like!" , but alas it was too late.

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

what for

What For is a chastisement received by those who bother the givers of what for. What For is typically preceded by threatening gestures and followed by pain.

Ben was pissing me off, so I gave him what for.

by Saggy McPants November 29, 2006

What do we have for 'em, Johnny?

A sarcastic comment that is used when someone figures out something really obvious. An imitation of a game show host announcing that someone has given the correct answer and has won a prize that his assistant (Johnny) will specify on cue. Often preceded by "Ding ding!"

Boss: "OK everyone, Brenda Smith is going to be out on Thursday so we need someone to volunteer to fill her time slot."
Mike Hawk: "I'm available that day. I can do it."
Boss: "All righty then. I'm going to go ahead and stick Mike Hawk in her slot."
Steve: "That's what she said! Or...um...actually I mean that's what HE said!"
(everyone laughs except Jim)
Jim: "I don't get it..."
(20 seconds go by)
Jim: "Oh haha, now I get it...Mike Hawk sounds like 'my cock!' It's sexual innuendo. That's a good one."
Steve: "DING DING! What do we have for 'em, Johnny?"

by Nicholas D February 20, 2009

what the beep

a cute way of saying "what the hell" or "what the fuck".

SLAM.
"what the BEEP was that?!"
"chill, dude- it was just the window."

by So Me March 1, 2008

what kinda

Used to express dislike, hate, lack of understanding, loathing or general antipathy towards someone or something.

Adding vowels into the equation adds vehemence to one's assertion, as does expletives.

What kinda fucking pass was that?!

I just shanked <name>.
Whaaaaaat kiiiiiinda!

Whaaaaat kiiiiinda faggot.

by Bennnnn March 21, 2008

whatadoo

A greeting as in "what's up?" or "Hello". Used with close friends or to confuse strangers.

"Whatadoo man, i haven't seen you in a while?"

by Kane Cramer April 20, 2008