Willy wedgie

1. A man wearing panties
2. When a dude gets a cameltoe

Example 1: man A- "You seen that guy over there?" Man B- " the gay guy?" Man A- "yeah hes a serious willy wedgie"
Example 2: hey man I've got a serious willy wedgie right now, can you wait up while I pull this out?

by 《<ChewiGraff>》 August 20, 2025

Wedgie

A wedgie is the condition of having one‘s underwear stuck in their buttocks either in a natural way (natural wedgie), when the underwear is engulfed by one’s butt cheeks or by getting them pulled up as a prank or an act of bullying. In the second case the underwear of the victim is usually grabbed by the waistband and pulled up behind their back forcing the legholes to slide between the victim‘s buttocks, similar to a thong, causing an immense pain in their butt crack. The wedgie has numerous variations such as the so-called „melvin“, where the underwear is pulled up from the front, the hanging wedgie, where the victim is lifted up by their underwear which is then attached to an object so that the victim is solely hanging from the piece of cotton between their butt cheeks and the atomic wedgie, where the victim‘s underwear is yanked up so high it can be pulled over his/her head for the ultimate humiliation. Not only does a wedgie cause physical damage such as the severe burn in the victim‘s crack but it also damages the individual mentally as having one’s underwear stretched out of their pants, in a way that everybody around him/her can see it, might destroy someone‘s confidence completely. Therefore the wedgie is known to be one of the most evil acts of bullying as the victim gets hurt in a sensitive area such as his/her own butt crack, a private area that no other person should be allowed to invade.

I‘d like to give her a wedgie.
I got wedgied by my sister.

by 466775 March 25, 2018

Wedgy burner

A really itchy arse usually caused from a really rotten ejection of fecal matter from the cack hole

Oh man I've got a real wedgy burner

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

wedgie fund

What a Hedge Fund turns into when the stocks theyve shorted get squeezed, forcing them to buy the stock back at much higher prices, often losing the billions and more they took from people by shorting the stock in the first place

Damn man.....that Hedge Fund that shorted that stock turned into a Wedgie Fund when they were forced to cover their shares they sold short. The Hedge Fund manager must feel like he's got a massive wedgie up his ass crack.

by Nuttin but reality January 27, 2021

Wedgie Booty

A young man who seems to be a very black individual and smells like complete shit. You don’t want to be around him unless you want your bets clothes to smell like fucking ass. Avoid this man at all costs.

Danny: Yo who is that walking?
Andres: I don’t know could that be..?
Danny: OH SHIT ITS THAT NIGGA WEDGIE BOOTY!!!!!!

by dannylovesbigbigbigbooty March 2, 2023

Titanic wedgie

This is when all of you clothes are ripped off or wedgie off leaving you butt naked

My friend said that my titanic wedgies are the longest wedgies because I have a hard time ripping clothes that aren’t underwear

by The thinker maker February 26, 2023

Don’t wedgie over it.

A phrase referring to situations in which a person may become irritated or upset, in much the same way that a person may become agitated or distressed by a sudden unexpected wedgie. This phrase is used to assuage vexation and prevent an unnecessarily harsh reaction to an irritating stimulus.

When Janet became increasingly annoyed about circumstances beyond her control, her friend wisely advised, “Don’t wedgie over it.”

by LES94 June 22, 2025