Suicide Watch

When an individual goes on an MDMA bender and all their seratonin has depleated & they feel like a coward. Loyal friends provide suicide watch & pretend friends avoid them.

trog consumed 5 caps & in the midst of his come down sent his crush on 5 back to back text messages. Then he was put on suicide watch by Sam.

by Trog10 October 15, 2013

Yo-kai Watch

A Japanese anime series that was once dubbed as "the pokemon killer", produced by Level-5 (the same people that did Inazuma Eleven and Professor Layton). It takes the Japanese folklore creatures (aka. youkai) and makes them into a more cartoon-ish look more suited to kids. (AND I CANNOT THINK HOW GOOD JIBANYAN IS. They make him like the Pikachu of the series, imo.)

May also relate to the the most inferior thing the US has ever seen, the US dub of the original anime (which ran for 2 great seasons, and the embarrassing third one exclusive to Disney XD (US ONLY) with a new production company). This results in mass disappointment, which Japan is making them the laughing stock by having their third game in the 3DS (game is currently japan-only, but coming soon to international release) series by introducing "merican yo-kai".

Also corresponds to the worst toy line by Hasbro (which btw, is still inferior to the japanese Bandai merch available), now selling in dollar stores for around $1-4.

guy 1: yo-kai watch is a ripoff of pokemon
guy 2: boi, how can you tell?
guy 1: take a look for yourself
guy 2: *after watching a couple of the us dub episodes* wtf is this shit? it almost looks so similar.
guy 1: told you. I just don't like their voices, imo. It sounds so off...

by justin/Gintarjo April 1, 2019

Dog Watch

Dog Watch.
-adjective,
1. Commonly used in amongst males in order to identify, or describe a 'rank' female.
2. a male with the incredible talent of identifying females in which, are offensive to the human aye

"mate i got with a bird, but she was dog watch so i did her in the poo dot"

by Wrighty Okeith December 1, 2011

Hold My Beer, Watch This

A phrase used by people under the influence of alcohol, usually about to do something incredibly stupid. It says what it means: "Hey, hold my beer and watch me do this crazy stupid thing." Often used in group settings, like a college frat party.

Jimmy: "Hold my beer, watch this!"
Jacob: "Hide the sharp objects, Jimmy's about do do something crazy dumb!"

by In My Defense... September 27, 2018

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The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS is Nintendo's upcoming system. It is currently unknown if it will be a home console or a handheld, but we do know that scalpers will be all over it.

The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS, coming 2024!

by Rectum Destroyer May 10, 2022

Croatian Watch

Slang term used to describe someone's groin, dick n' balls, or crotch. Often used to hide the fact that they're actually talking about it.

-"Wow! Suzie really likes to grab at your croatian watch!"

by Skippedy Doo September 10, 2010

crotch watch

You know how guys stare at boobs at the mall? The same way, girls and homosexual guys stare at the genital region of passing people.

Guy 1: Actually... it's men who crotch watch (other men); most women don't.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl November 23, 2013