Danker Wanker 

It's the definition of someone with the name hans.

Person1: Is that Hans over there?
Person2: Yeah he's a fucking danker wanker

Danker Wanker by Purebred Failure June 18, 2016

Legit Wanker 

Legit Wanker. Only used if the Wanker has been caught in the past Wanking.

That guy is a Legit Wanker.

Legit Wanker by Fact Bearer April 20, 2017

Holiday wanker 

Someone who constantly post on social media whilst on holiday, at the airport, at the beach, by the pool...

Laura's away again being a right holiday wanker

Holiday wanker by SocialMediaAvenger September 14, 2017

Dilly wanker 

A wrinkley short fat dick that looks like a mini pickle.

Bro you have dilly wanker!

Dilly wanker by Omgbobbymeghheee31w7 September 7, 2018

Kimono wanker

A person who comes to Japan on thier gap year to 'discover' themselves whilst saying YOLO every 2 minutes, walking around in a kimono, trying to 'immerse themselves in the culture', whilst failing completely, which only adds to their general twattery!

Look at that wanker, walking around in the kimono, he was always a good for nothing meff! Absolutely a kimono wanker!

Kimono wanker by Boom1986 May 31, 2019

Ditch wanker 

A young male located towards the edge of a tent. Commonly found wearing Jeans and a Bomber Jacket with penis in hand.

What do you mean bruv. We're never gonna fit 5 people in there!

Don't worry mate, Zac's a ditch wanker so we're all good.

Ditch wanker by The Ultimate Bruh Moment September 26, 2019

knuckle wanker 

The act of pleasuring yourself by repeatedly punching yourself in the cock.

You're a knuckle wanker.

knuckle wanker by Arnold Shwartzenigger October 8, 2019