Chocolate Unicorn

The act of taking a fresh dookie, picking the solid piece up, and smashing it upon the head of an unsuspecting victim.

Person 1: Did you hear about the party last Friday?
Person 2: Didn't someone get turned into a Chocolate Unicorn?
Person 1: Yeah, it was so funny. They ran out crying.
Person 2: I wish someone would do that to me.
Person 1: Wtf?

by Crippled127 October 4, 2011

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Pappy Unicorn

It is a derogatory term for people who have autism. The word Pappy is a term that means braindead and unicorn show how retarded one is.

Look at that idiot over there! He’s such a pappy unicorn

by Vyable October 5, 2019

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Unicorn horn

The final result of using a lotion, lube, or other product that contains shimmer or glimmer on your penis. Usually for maturation.

Jeremy wanted to wack it, but could only find his fiances lotion. He didn't care but afterwards he had a fabulous unicorn horn.

by Cut glitter December 4, 2016

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maths unicorn

mythical being that is believed to be able to solve any math problem by didving by the area!!also a common raecherism much to the annoyance of the williams of the world.

AWWW man a cant do this problem!?

Its alrite man just divide by the area.

PFFTT...where u get that idea, the maths unicorn?

YEA!!

by peekabooooooooooo April 15, 2008

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Unicorn Army

People wearing rubber unicorn masks doing normal, day-to-day things and also doing silly things in front of national monuments. The #unicornarmy is known all over the United States and globally. Unicorn Army members are sometimes cab drivers, sushi chefs or porn stars. Buy a mask from www.UnicornArmy.com and join the fun.

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by TheUnicornArmy September 6, 2013