1 definition by Crippled127
The act of taking a fresh dookie, picking the solid piece up, and smashing it upon the head of an unsuspecting victim.
Person 1: Did you hear about the party last Friday?
Person 2: Didn't someone get turned into a Chocolate Unicorn?
Person 1: Yeah, it was so funny. They ran out crying.
Person 2: I wish someone would do that to me.
Person 1: Wtf?
Person 2: Didn't someone get turned into a Chocolate Unicorn?
Person 1: Yeah, it was so funny. They ran out crying.
Person 2: I wish someone would do that to me.
Person 1: Wtf?
by Crippled127 October 4, 2011