turbin turd

Where your shit is so massive that when pulled back by the flush it clogs the hole. However, it allowed just enough suction to spin the toilet paper, and eventually the shit paper cyclones itself down on the end of the turd creating a turban turd.

Oh my Christ who dropped a turbin turd in here!

by Jamoocaba May 16, 2010

Turkish Belt Off

When 2 individuals of Turkish origin, decent and or affiliation settle their beef using their leather belts until one caves in, passes out, and or until death ensues. An ancient form of settling quarrels which has travelled through time and evolved into modern day society.

“Holy smoke did you see those 2 Turks go at each other with their freaking belts, wow what a sight. That was my first time watching a real life Turkish belt off, fuck yeah!”

“My mate is from Istanbul, let’s not make this any uglier than it has to be. I wouldn’t want any of you guys to end up in tears following a Turkish belt off.”

“Why do Turks always have to settle things using violent means such as a belt-off”

by Boris Ze Sausage February 21, 2011

turkish bikini

Turkish bikini... Grow , condition, and use morrocan oil until you goatee reaches a silky shiny sheen and is long enuff to braid into your well grown pubic region...thus creating a sexy bikini.

Damn son! That's the shinyest Turkish bikini I've ever seen! ...it even covers his testicles! That's years of conditioning and patience, but gat Damn it looks worth it!!!!!

by Tripple6dippin! January 20, 2016

Turkish Hat

The act of ejaculating into your sex partner's hair.Most common after oral sex.

She didn't like the flavor of my "juice" so i gave her a Turkish hat.

by Ogasmic January 11, 2010

tusking

The act of ramming one's own ass with the tusk of a dead (or live) elephant. One may tusk oneself, be tusked by a partner, or tusk a partner.

Ponsonby and the other English aristocrats ended their trunking extravaganza at the onset of golden African dusk. Their dicks sore and swollen, they turned from the dead elephant remains and limped to their truck to get back to camp before the jackals arrived. His Grace the Duke of Devonshire, who had snapped off a massive tusk during the tusking frenzy, clubbed the base of Lord Melbury's skull and tusked the hell out of the unconscious man's pitiful asshole. The tusk was brutally shoved through the knickers and plunged deep, removed, and plunged again. This being an act of affection among the privileged, the others joined in. Sir Fredricks tusked the hell out of Baron Warwick, Fortesque received two tusks, Ponsonby tusked himself to tears, and so on. The majestic ivory of God's great beast was stained with shit containing caviar and quail eggs (no doubt) as the moon rose bringing twinkles to the eyes of watching hyenas, who mistook the wails of glee-infused pain as mating calls.

This occasion marks the birth of tusking. Some religions have considered including a good tusking in certain rites of passage, and those who work for Fox News are required to tusk and be tusked for a minimum of 30 minutes/day.
Both women and men can tusk and be tusked.

by Caligulananda September 1, 2010

Turkish Sno Cone

The act of putting ice into a woman's vaginia/anus putting gasoline on your cock lighting it on fire and then engage penetration to put out the fire!

Dude I totally got a turkish sno cone by bob last night.

by IFUKMADCHIKS December 27, 2008

Turkish Wonder

1) The alias of an underworld crime lord that resides in Ohio.
2) Nickname for anyone who is Turkish and cool at the same time
3)Pornstar name.
4) Name for anyone who is white(but not white) but doesnt act in a ghetto-esque fashion.

"Those fuckers got rubbed out by the Turkish Wonder"

by The Informant February 7, 2004