cold turkey

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket

1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!

by Laird December 9, 2003

Turkey tits

Huge sloppy boobs that r to large to handle

Ya moms got turkey tits

by Squally police February 20, 2015

Purple Turkey

A black woman's vagina.

I'm gonna go by Ol' Girl's crib and get me some of that purple turkey.

by BigZak January 2, 2012

river turkey

A massive Goose, who is guarding the source of Algae

I was walking by the canal, and I saw this massive river turkey!

by Fuffywaffle October 12, 2018

fantastic turkey

Hand motion in which you use when you say something is fantasctic.

You have to use both of your hands. hold up one of your hands like your giving someone a high five but they are standing to one side of you (your right or left) Then take your other hand and make it a thumbs up and make sure your thumb is facing outwards away from you. put the thumbs sideways onto your other palm. its so your pinky is touching your open palm.

That was fantastic turkeyand do the hand motion

by Cassandra Winkleberry December 13, 2007

naked turkey

After you shave your dick and it looks like the neck of a turkey

Dude I fucked her with my naked turkey

by Yung shaq March 5, 2016

Turkey screwing

When one tries to have sex with anyone resembling the look of a turkey. Usually a very mature person with the small amount of skin hanging from their neck. Also having a small body.

Dave: Did you see Ron last night?
Rowan: No, why?
Dave: He hit the retirement home and did a little turkey screwing!
Rowan: Eww... Ron's nasty..

by ShilohGenerals83 October 24, 2008