Turbo

the fastest snail you'll ever meet... by seeing a blur.

P1: did you hear about that snail that fell into a racecar?
P2: yeah, they call him turbo.
P3: so that's what that blur stealing all my tomatoes was
P4: same here. I'm going back to potatoes. (soviet anthem intensifies)

by yardardar April 1, 2021

Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.

'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'

by jamiemayte June 9, 2022

turbo dumpy

'turbo dump' or 'turbo dumpy' is a giant ass

“damn what i would give to have a turbo dumpy like her”

by sliceofacake March 9, 2022

turbo dookies

Dookies that happen with such speed and frequency, that one could assume you are being controlled by someone who used the turbo button on their controller to keep the dookies going.

Gotta call in sick, between the dollar store burritos and taco bell, I got the turbo dookies.

by MohawkedWarrior February 6, 2022

turbo fuckwad

A waste of time. A homosapiens who, upon receiving logical arguments, proceeds to allow them to become spaghettified by the black hole of his/hers/zims/zers own braincase. An unmyelinated lagomorph. A stupid stupid retard born of denial and lack of situational awareness.

I went to the store about 15 minutes before it was closing to check out the frozen pizzas right quick and this turbo fuckwad teenager turns the lighting off right in front of me. I asked him if he could give me a second, and he somewhat mumbles about the closing time or something stupid before scrawny stepping back to his dipshit station.

by Rockman X October 2, 2021

Turbo Divvy

A next level Chav

‘See my right, swear down. No word of a lie I’m a proper fucking Turbo Divvy me like! Straiiiights!

by Triple Double Dipper October 1, 2021

Turbo Tuesday

The only day of the week that sniffing patsy is acceptable before the hours o8f 10am

Written by the all mighty "Sir Daley T"

Turbo Tuesday is the best weight watchers "CHAVVY"

by anonymous February 25, 2022