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Turbo Illegal

A version of illegal that is so bad, expect a hit squad on your position in 30 seconds.
*deep breath* DO ๐Ÿ‘ NOT ๐Ÿ‘ SEND ๐Ÿ‘ US ๐Ÿ‘ CLASSIFIED ๐Ÿ‘ DOCUMENTS. This is not reverse psychology. For real, i'm running out of jokes about this. We cannot use them (it's sort of "turbo illegal"), and the people posting them can get into serious trouble.
by Aquamissle November 2, 2023
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Turbo Touring

Defines the speed of an overnight "away" visit, usually to a holiday destination, classified by the lack of a hotel or bed while visiting from afar.
I caught the return flight from Manchester and went turbo touring last night for a night out in Magaluf.
by KkjwCaptain Pugwash August 31, 2017
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Turbo Lover

You won't hear me
But you'll feel me
Without warning, somethings dawning, listen (listen, listen)
Then within your senses
You'll know you're defenseless
How your heart beats when you run for cover (cover, cover)
You can't retreat, I spy like no other

Then we race together
We can ride forever
Wrapped in horsepower, driving into fury
Changing gear, I pull you tighter to me

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

We hold each other closer, as we shift to overdrive
And everything goes rushing by, with every nerve alive
We move so fast, it seems as though we've taken to the sky
Love machines in harmony, we hear the engines cry
I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

On and on we're charging to the place so many seek
In perfect synchronicity of which so many speak
We feel so close to heaven in this roaring heavy load
And then in sheer abandonment, we shatter and explode (explode)

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover

I'm your turbo lover
Tell me there's no other
I'm your turbo lover
Better run for cover
by Death Menace May 15, 2023
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turbo swiping

To swipe right so fast you don't even see who you are swiping.
Dude stop turbo swiping. Your gonna match an ugly chick.
by Gunslinger341 June 19, 2016
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Turbo Tuesday

Aside from the weekend Turbo Tuesday is the most demanded day of the week. Featuring Jimmy Vu via bnastybeats.net or twitch.tv/bnastybeats viewers from around the globe have become increasingly interested in his top of the line visuals and new music each week!
โ€œItโ€™s Turbo Time guys!โ€
Back in elementary school we were taught that testicle Tuesday was the day to check yourself. Now with Turbo Tuesday all I look forward to is new music!
by GenerationParty September 15, 2020
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Trinity Turbo

A very sexy girl with a big bum that is bald and loves to eat lice out of sexy homeless peoples hair. Trinity your so sexy but you smell BAD
Trinity turbo is a sexy dark haired girl that wears diapers and runs on all fours
by Arden fartin January 21, 2024
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Turbo Charge

the process of which your high friend lights a bowl for you and they fireit all the way up so then when you huff the shit it kills you like a whole ass dab. 10/10 recommend turbo charge.
โ€œHey Barbie, can you turbo charge this for me I want to be real high. Thx :)โ€
by lil_dystrophy November 22, 2023
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