turbo fuckwad

A waste of time. A homosapiens who, upon receiving logical arguments, proceeds to allow them to become spaghettified by the black hole of his/hers/zims/zers own braincase. An unmyelinated lagomorph. A stupid stupid retard born of denial and lack of situational awareness.

I went to the store about 15 minutes before it was closing to check out the frozen pizzas right quick and this turbo fuckwad teenager turns the lighting off right in front of me. I asked him if he could give me a second, and he somewhat mumbles about the closing time or something stupid before scrawny stepping back to his dipshit station.

by Rockman X October 2, 2021

Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.

'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'

by jamiemayte June 9, 2022

Turbo Off

When a system has been decommissioned so heavily that it is no longer functioning

Admin1: Damn bro, im not able to administer that server!
Admin2: Of course you cant, that bad boy is turbo off

by whodis123789 April 18, 2025

turbo slobber

when a man gets his ass eaten while having his penis spun in a circle (much like a helicopter)

Your mom gave me some crazy turbo slobber last night

by BBLdrizzard12 August 20, 2024

no turbo

When an extremely sensitive man compliments another man but doesn't want it misconstrued as gay..

Hey buddy, that's a nice shirt you got on!!! No Turbo!!!!

by SGilbert May 7, 2018

Turbo

The one sent to burn it the fuck down and eradicate the Shesquatch / Yeti-Cunt-A-Sarus. He's nothing special but at the same time he is special. Alpha Male.

Man did you see that shit? He totally went Turbo on that shit.

by Yeti-killer February 18, 2023

Turbo Detonation

The act of blowing up in anger, normally on the internet, when arguing with experts.

That kid totally had turbo detonation after arguing with Dan Z.

by anonymous69696 April 24, 2015