Turbo Divvy

A next level Chav

‘See my right, swear down. No word of a lie I’m a proper fucking Turbo Divvy me like! Straiiiights!

by Triple Double Dipper October 1, 2021

Going Turbo

When a group of morons get together in a cock fest and drink endless amount of beers. People who say “I’m ready to go turbo” usually have a low IQ and don’t prioritize their own bodies.

Hey Austin are you going Turbo tonight?

Yeah man you know the bibez. This beer belly didn’t come from not going turbo haha

by Levin9595 March 25, 2021

turbo pint

You organise a meeting with a colleague, go to the pub instead, neck a drink, come back.
*Pat on the back - good meeting*

Is it wine time yet?

Not yet... fancy a turbo pint?
Let's go!

by Continually Spinning In Chair October 13, 2017

Turbo Deuche

the most intense deuche bag of all. He/she recognizes the extent of their obnoxiousness and revels in it. The most intense form of deuche, a deuche for all ages.

Man that charliedrawsagun guy is unbearable! what a turbo Deuche!

by TheS-Box September 25, 2010

Dymo Twin Turbo

A label maker that can print two labels at a very high speed at the same time.

Notoriously dangerous for getting one's testicles caught in.

Oh fuck, Jay's bot himself tangled in the Dymo Twin Turbo again. One per bollock.

by Randall McNally III October 24, 2023

turbo huge

A gigantic porpoise-like human. The last tier of the obesity scale. (See other teirs: Big Mac, Mondo Chubs, Etc.)

Wow! That bitch is Turbo Huge!

by Gdawg39 February 2, 2017

turbo edging

The act of masturbating ferociously until approaching the cum explosion, immediately stopping to watch some kai cenat or skibidi toilet and then restarting the process over indefinitely. Most of the time, this act is performed on a split screen featuring family guy and subway surfers gameplay.

Bro! I was turbo edging to Family Guy to start my day off right! I masturbated ferociously, approached the cum explosion, stopped to watch skibidi toilet, then restarted.

You gotta hop on the 678 cycle! 6 hours edging, 7 hours edging, then 8 hours edging. Repeat this daily to maximize sigma gains.

by turboedger678 January 30, 2024