The Lisa Turtle 

When performing anal intercourse and climaxing within the rectum, one allows his penis to deflate while still inside their lover. Once the penis is flaccid the catcher would then excrete the penis much like a log of fecal matter or soft serve ice cream.

Tom screamed "shit my dick out" to Miranda as she treated his limp penis like a piece of feces and pinched it out. The Lisa Turtle was born...

The Lisa Turtle by poopdarichard October 1, 2009

TURTLE POUNDER 

A MAN WHO IS GAY, HAS BAD LUCK WITH WOMEN OR A CHILDISH MAN

"RAGUSIN IS MOST LIKELY A TURTLE POUNDER"

TURTLE POUNDER by WORKIN STIFF October 18, 2008

Turtle Treasure

The treasure that is inside turtles and tortoises. It can only be acquired by breaking or prying open the shell. It usually comes in the form of gold coins or assorted jewels.

1. Hey dude, did you know that if you break open a turtle there's treasure inside.

2. Dude I went to the aquarium with my hammer yesterday, I got so much turtle treasure.

Turtle Treasure by England420 February 18, 2009

turtleing 

having to hold a massive shit until you get to a toilet

rob was turtleing so badly he tobacco stained his underpants. see tobacco stain

turtleing by prairie dog 13 December 17, 2012

Mud for my turtle 

Having sex, fucking, getting pussy

Me: "So whats been going on with you?"

My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"

Mud for my turtle by beefsupreme October 15, 2008

turtleneck skank 

a skank who actually dresses amishly/conservatively but is really annoying

"Have you met that new suck-up amish-like girl?"
"Oh yeah, she is SUCH a turtleneck skank!"

turtleneck skank by Chloey April 4, 2008

Turtle Effect 

turtle effect:what happens to the male anatomy when it's cold outside.

I was chilling outside sportin this wife beater and Samantha called, so I was like "yeah come on over!!". She came over and I pulled my pants down.. she just pointed and laughed then took a picture. Yeah, she dubbed it the turtle effect. I dipped my penis in acid the next day. I am ashamed ._.

Turtle Effect by Eriiku December 14, 2008