Petrified Tree

When, during intercourse, the penis becomes numb due to under stimulation. The male equivalent of Zombie Beaver. Useful for Cock-Slapping, Cock-stands, Tripod-ing, etc.

Janet was so begrudgingly wide that I got the good 'ol Petrified Tree. After that, I charmingly berated her, and cock-slapped her with my rock-solid Mahogany Staff.

by Phydeaux The Grate August 10, 2009

dead tree

Pejorative for paper, books, and other hard copies that required killing of trees in order to produce them.

Often used when one prefers an electronic version or submission of a product otherwise seen on paper.

"Hello, Clive. Do you accept online dropbox submissions of our homework, or are we compelled to take from the environment by printing out and submitting dead trees to your desk every Thursday?"

by Egao No Genki March 3, 2012

Tree Dick

A penis with so many calluses that it gives the illusion of having tree bark around it.

I pulled down his pants and I shit you not he had a Tree Dick

by Stencenkirk December 28, 2014

tree

A woody plant with leaves, a trunk , and root. Several trees have usually green leaves borne on the stem of the tree. Some leaves fall off by autumn.

Look at the tree

by JulianDB December 30, 2016

Pear Tree Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a Christmastime burger that's served with sliced pears

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pear Tree Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Awkward Llama-tree

Taking the essence of the "Awkward Llama" and the "Awkward Palm Tree" to create a symbol of utmost awkwardness.

The Awkward Llama-tree is formed by taking both hands and creating two "Awkward Llama" poses, and then taking these and following the "Awkward Palm Tree" formula, substituting these llamas for the "limp-wristed hands".

Jackie: "Oh hey, guess what boys!"

Man 1: "You had sex with random men?"

Jackie: "Nope! Guess again!"

Man 2: "You're a whore?"

Jackie: "Haha, true, but not what I was thinking!"

Man 3: "You gained self-respect for yourself, and decided to join a feminist group?"

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*Awkward Llama-tree is performed*

by Sniper076 April 6, 2009

Barbadian Banana Tree

The Barbadian Banana Tree is when a woman in a crawling position on all fours and a man commences a crab walk position underneath her torso in a 71 postion ( a 69 with two friends watching). The man then commences cunnilingus while power thrusting her mouth like a banana falling out of a tree

Man....I put that girl in a Barbadian Banana Tree last night and trust me she exploded with excitement.

by CND Pricasso February 17, 2017