Fake Tank

When a sober person pretends to be drunk and pass-out while telling everyone they're a lightweight.

Dude 1: Dude wake up you pussy! How much did you have, a sniff of it?
Dude 2: I actually had something in my cup unlike you.
Dude 1: *pretends to fall over on Dude 2 spilling his kool-aid in the process*
Dude 2: Nice fake tank douche bag
Dude 1: Im SO DRUNK!!

by Chad G May 17, 2007

Tank Butt

One who has tank butt. A huge round, full, healthy wide ass. An ass that can, if unleashed cause mass destruction and histeria amongst those of the opposite sex. Lithe baby blue sweat pants cling lovingly to Tank Butts. Jean pants strain to hold the strong defined curves, which define Tank Butt.

"Shut up Tank Butt!" in reference to a women, most likely Melissa, who has a well defined Tank Butt. Melissa indeed has the Poster Butt for Tank Butthood.

by Ooglith Chalrazi July 28, 2004

fill the tank

To shit in the back tank of a toilet, after removing the cover. This is best done in a public bathroom, as the turd(s) will not likely be found for several weeks, despite the pure, rancid stank it will emit. Due to the general orientation of the toilet tank and the wall, this can be a difficult task, and any successful attempt should be properly commended.

Stephon: Any needledick can shit on the floor at Wendy's; it takes skill and grace to fill the tank.

Crew: roflberry pwncakes

by J Hate June 1, 2006

tanks

(n.) 1. Profanese variation of "thanks". Used to express gratitude, very rare to hear from Profanese.

"Tanks."

by Razukin December 1, 2002

Tranky

A gal in her teens or twenty's who dresses overly slutty and acts the same. She usually shows mooseknuckle and wears low cut jeans to show her belly button. A cross between trashy and stanky.

Joe was checking out women at the mall when he noticed a tranky little hoe trolling her camel toe for all to see.

by Shane December 29, 2003

Tank

Somebody who can do things others cant.
Somebody who has muscles, is bulk and/or is tall.
Somebody who is huge.
Somebody who is pretty amazing.

Aaron, your Tank

by Dannnnnnnni August 14, 2010

Tank

Noun or Adjective, depending on usage

Noun: Someone or something that is cool, sick or beast

Adjective: Cool, awesome, sweet

Noun: Dude, that guy just 3 home runs and was voted the MVP! What a tank!

Adjective: That new pair nikes is pretty tank!

by epxc33 July 22, 2011