Top Balls

Top balls is when something is of high quality. It's the opposite of when you would sigh "oh balls" in disgust.

I've done so much for this guy. He owes me. His gift had better be Top Balls.

by flapjackfaceslap December 2, 2016

turtle top

When your mom climbs up to ride and accidentally crushes you

Daquan: Get that ass up here mom
*Mom tries but smashes Daquan*
Daquan: Damn ma! Why you gotta turtle top me like that?!

by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017

top sort

Australian slang meaning an attractive person, or someone worth persuing a relationship with.
Can be used in reference to guys or girls, but more often is used when guys are talking about girls.

One bloke says "So the new girl started working in the office today."
The bloke he's talking to say "Oh yeah? Is she a top sort?"

by El Fuzzo September 21, 2005

top hawk

a mohawk in which only the top is spiked, the back is left limp(optional)

the frontal liberty is a modified top hawk

by lilGOTH of chicago January 21, 2009

Top manana

Something of class or high value.

My car isn't just any car, my car is Top manana.

by Coca Koketso December 8, 2020

top cop

The police chief.

The top cop said arrests have been made in connection with the robbery.

by Danny 2011 August 14, 2011

Flat topping

The act of ejaculating on another mans pillow after having sexual relations with his significant other.

Man: Why is my pillow case hard
Wife: Oh your friend stopped by and said he left you a flat topping.

by 1516forya February 27, 2018