toolsexual

Someone who does sensual and questionable things with garden tools, such as shovels, rakes, or shears.

Did... Did that bitch just lick a shovel? She must be toolsexual.

by nokiwisformybaby February 11, 2018

tool pool

A location where a large group of tools are in close proximity. The tools will usually get along fabulously because they can all relate to each other.

Boy 1: Dude, did you watch the season premiere of Daisy of Love?
Boy 2: Yeah, the house on that show is a tool pool.

by Halfcaff April 26, 2009

Tooliosis

The common disease of being a tool.

Oh man that guy must have tooliosis with frosted tips.

by jamodie August 10, 2009

Tooldar

1. The capability to identify individuals as being tools with minimal analysis.

1. I can't believe you introduced me to that moron! My tooldar was going off before he even opened his mouth.

by 420AZ August 13, 2009

tool

People that go to the gym and wear cutoffs to flaunt their muscles when there is nothing or next to nothing there. These tools can often be found looking at themselves in the mirror giving a nonchalant flex every now and then to make sure they are still "ripped". Can be found in large packs at any college weight room. Often listen to their rap music while lifting, throwing out the rapper hand everytime their favorite part of the song comes up.

Kid 1: "Why is that kid wearing a cutoff when he isn't even that big?"
Kid 2: "O its cause he is a tool"

by Will Monte May 29, 2010

tool

One who is being used without knowing it.

Viggy is Christian's tool.

by CJavon393 May 3, 2010

Toolhood

the introduction into the becoming of a tool. when one has first become a tool, they have recently been inducted into "toolhood"

He's responsible for Richie's introduction into toolhood.

by CoconutAngel215 December 27, 2010