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TONY SMITH

1. a man with many alias names AND secrets
2. narcissist with 2 schizoid personalities: Dr Hard Dick & Mr Whore
3. loves strippers, strip clubs and brothels
4. addicted to deep throat blow jobs
5. secretly videotapes ALL of his 'strange' sex meetings and dubs the female moans into songs
6. cold and abusive in bed
7. hardest working Master in the universe
8. Devil, Satan, great red dragon, Serpent, false prophet, Beast, liar, deceiver, thief.
9. Producer; designer, performer, singer, songwriter, musician, pianist, guitarist, trucker
10. A nightmare disguised as a dreamy fantasy
11. a beautiful monster of reality

This guy can take on many personas to suit his selfish needs and appears to be something he's not for the deception and collection of mistresses; whom he degrades, humiliates and exploits in Pornos, all the while manipulating them to believe that he really loves them. Truthfully, he hates the female race: they're dumb, empty and weak in his mind; they are his enemy, and counted as livestock sacrifices and sex slaves. His worst enemy is a whore just like he is: he doesn't like the competition. He owns half of the world but dresses very casual in jeans and t-shirts, and acts so shy and innocent. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THIS HEARTBREAKER, DREAMMAKER, SOUL TAKER - HE'S A NIGHTMARE TEN FOLD!!
Does anybody know who TONY SMITH reeeaaallly is?? He's black and white and practices in gold.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 15, 2022
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tony throw

The act of throwing an object from one car into the window of another vehicle, in attempt to conceal whatever is being exchanged (usually drugs). The tony throw works well for small bags of marijuana, bill rolls, M80s ect.
"My dealer tried tony throwing my eighth, but ended up hitting the door!"
by mezzanine March 1, 2008
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tony loya

Tony Loya is simply the best Mexican Artist no kizzy
by atown.jose September 29, 2021
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Skinny Tony

The act of dressing up a man's penis as an early 1930's gangster. Followed by shouting loudley 'ARE YOU A SNITCH'.
Tim: 'Hey, have you seen Bobbi is he coming out tonight?'
Bartholemew: 'Nah bro, I heard Lisa's giving him a skinny Tony'
*Both men chuckle and tickle eachothers sacks in compliance*
by Lady filth June 24, 2017
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Tony Time

The peak of your existence. The time of which you will always remember and be fond of.
Bambi: bro…. I think me and the wife had the best time of our lives last night.
Lemón: that’s crazy, I think there is a name for that.
Tony (in the shadows): …… it’s tony time…..
by Senor Alen June 29, 2021
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Taking a Tony

When you just return from a break at work and immediately have to step off to take a dump.
He'll be back, he is taking a Tony.
by Tooonny January 20, 2019
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Nuke Tony

The act of cooking any Italian food in a microwave.
Person 1: "Hey, bro, watcha gonna do this weekend?"

Person 2: "Probably beat my meat and Nuke Tony."

Person 1: "Are you crazy?! What did Tony ever do to you?!"

Person 2: "No, man. It means I'm going to make Italian food in my microwave."
by Ard-Cheannard April 27, 2019
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