squirrel tongue

When your roll balls so hard that your tongue starts to rub raw and you can't eat properly for days after a music festival.

I was rolling balls so hard that my cotton mouth and teeth grinding escalated into full blown squirrel tongue. Best edm show ever!

by Whiskey B May 31, 2017

tongue laxative

alcohol

Damn Johnny been hittin them tongue laxatives hard tonight, hes talking shit to all the bitches

by bigun55654 December 14, 2012

Tongue puncher

Tongue punching the act of licking an elderly woman’s asshole after a date at tacobell

That baby grandma looks like she needs a tongue puncher in her purse

by Furryfrickerfred February 13, 2023

Blue Tongue

When you drop the last bite of a good meal right before it enters your mouth.

Man, I dropped my pumpkin pie ice cream. I’m gonna get blue tongue now!

by SaranRap September 2, 2019

Tongue kiss

when making out with someone the action of the one tongue interacting with the other persons while they rub and lick against each other.

We were making out and she wanted to switch it up so we started tongue kissing. Felt odd.

by the meat dominates🥩 June 14, 2023

fox tongue

A strange form of the English language using similar word spellings but often strange and indecipherable syntax.

Fox tongue: Colton I'll send you pics if you wanna retake if you do 31
Regular English: If you do problem 31 I'll send you the others so we can both retake.

by Artemis Wolffe September 22, 2017

Golden tongue

Being able to verbally spin any situation into your favor regardless of the insurmountable odds. To prepare himself, usually the person will take his thumb and swipe his tongue, stating here goes the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to get that hot chicks number, he has the golden tongue.

My buddy is going to convince his boss that he should get a promotion, he has the golden tongue.

by B1GMammy January 20, 2020