toilet splashback

this little "shit" that's coming back to where it come frome.When you're wondering why your anus is wet

The toilet splashback i had yesterday was pretty masive

by Bastibalu June 20, 2016

Toilet Case

Refers to Republican, right wing, christian men who engage in secret bathroom sex.
Can also be applied to these same people that post spread butthole pics to grinder.
Hypocrite.

Toilet case R Sen. Joe "Toe Tapper" Handwhacker of Alabama was caught in a Tuscaloosa toilet sting conducted by local law enforcement after complaint by locals.

by DrRubbish May 24, 2016

Toilet Owl

Toilet Owl is the type of person who somehow manages to besmear the walls of the public toilet cabinet with his/her own shit, as if he/she was an owl, defecating while positioned on top of the cabinet wall.

The following conversation takes place in the high school principle's office:
Pissed off freshman: Mr. Principle, the toilet walls are covered with human shit!
Principle(whispers to himself): Goddamn those toilet owls! Honey, where's my Owlkiller5000?

by kskxbcuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm February 15, 2017

Toilet Cloggers

Super huge tits.

Nick : Did you see that girl’s tits?
Dan : Yeah. Fucking toilet cloggers.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017

Toilet slayer

a person who takes heavy bathroom breaks many, many times per day, basically slaying the toilet.

Ever since Raj started eating Taco Bell every day he's become a toilet slayer

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX January 19, 2018

Toilet Flushing

When you're about to win Fortnite when the controller disconnects, you rage so much you flush the fortnite disk down the toilet

Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: ...
Ninja: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Me: *hears toilet getting flushed in the background*
Me again: Ninja's Toilet Flushing

by ZeBurgerCow June 15, 2018

Toilet Monster

Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)

Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.

Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.

by chinesemassage.mt December 18, 2018