Originating from the classic English breakfast, egg on toast. Smeg on toast is when one collects their dick cheese and proceeds to spread it onto toast. Usually served best with crusty semen too.
Tom: “fancy some smeg on toast”
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.
Dave: “No way dude! Last time I ate smeg on toast I was put into a smeg induced coma”.
by Gawkinator 5000 August 1, 2021
Get the Smeg on toastmug. Trump toast occurs after you’ve thrown all your loyal friends and associates under the bus, after they’ve lied to protect you. Then when you really need them to bail you out, they won’t.
by Villamondo August 22, 2018
Get the Trump toastmug. A beautiful orange cracker in the shade of the sun at dusk , and the beautiful yummified peanut butter inside. best snack ever invented.
by toast chee lover 69 July 7, 2023
Get the Toast Cheemug. n. A bodily function that occurs while toasting or conversing during dinner; it is belching so loudly and with such force while talking as to throw up chunks of undigested offerings in an unexpected and often embarrassing way.
My closing remarks and acknowledgements for the crab feed gala turned into a riotous Roman Toast; I burped so hard during the speech that i threw up wine-drenched buttered crab wads on my notes and all over the podium
by Hot Dog Goblin August 6, 2021
Get the Roman Toastmug. usually refers to someone who is causing or has been causing annoyance to everyone within range of them.
arsehole on toast are commonly children kicking the back of your seat on a long journey made worse by unnecessary screaming.
by nipstock December 21, 2009
Get the arsehole on toastmug. A fake online graduation dinner that forces students to eat butter and toast while their school is trying to pass it of as an formal event to put a PR spin on their incompetence. The speeches will most likely contain pens and empathy.
by Hellllldawg April 12, 2020
Get the Butter and toastmug. by SnazzleTooth December 1, 2020
Get the Toast lotionmug.