pump the worm

The act of flexing and relaxing your index finger with the use of a bottle opener.

I was playing around with a bottle opener at the table on boxing Day when my auntie leant over and told me to 'pump the worm'.

by Pwankerson December 31, 2021

Counting worms

Dead. Deceased. In the grave.

"Yeah, that berk who shot at the police took sixteen shots to the chest, he'll be counting worms soon."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021

red worm

when you jack it too hard and you're dick goes red.

Billy got a red worm after a 8 hour mastubation session

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018

worm dorm

Where a worm lives when he/she is off getting a college degree

Hey Jim I'm gonna head back to my worm dorm after philosophy class.

by wormdorm?? May 10, 2010

fur worm

The fore arms of a cat when said cat is laying on its back enjoying a vigorous petting.

Watch out, or those fur worms will cut you!

by furwormer March 1, 2011

Warm Worm

Where two penises enter an orifice at the same time.

Brad and Chad pulled a warm worm on Sandy's vagina because her butthole was already in use by Greg.

by Chris D. Hansen July 26, 2018

woolly worm

When a partner defecates a tubular turd on a hairy chest. A variation of this would be an easter basket, where a partner defecates small pellet like turds on a hairy chest.

My girl gave me a woolly worm last night that won't wash off.

by Adam D-z nuts Clark November 11, 2006