cod eye

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you remove your dick from the pink 'hammersmith and city line' and you aim for the brown 'bakerloo line', the girl will often give you a glaring look with over her left or right shoulder with one eye. This action replicates a free swimming cod when being chased by prey, they too will glance back with one eye open hence called 'the cod eye'.

"Look at that dusty slut over there, i bet you she likes a good cod eye!"
"That 2 bit crack whore i picked up last Friday night gave me an awesome cod eye!"
"I look forward to seeing the cod eye from my wife tonight, she hasn't given it to me in ages"

by blacksheepboy December 10, 2013

cod

Mock or phoney. UK slang.

"Marquand bounced his caterpillar eyebrows and said, “Bof,” in a cod French accent."--A Foreign Country, Charles Cumming

by SpocksBeard March 27, 2015

Cod

Definition 1 (Noun) - A medium to large sized fish commonly found in the North Atlantic and Western Pacific. They can be commonly identified by a "barbel" on the chin.

Definition 2 (Noun) - A common abbreviation for the popular video game, Call of Duty.

Definition 1 - Hey man! I just caught a cod! Dinners going to be served tonight!
Definition 2 - Yo, I just picked up the latest 'CoD' game! Come over so we can play it!

by KrayZWT July 3, 2016

Cape Cod The Musical

A musical based on a group of five naked chinese men on a fishing boat on an ocean of cape cod.

Omg! Me, nick, and jonmichael went to see cape cod the musical, and it gave me boners everytime throughout the musical

by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018

coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach

I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.

by Monto Juan April 18, 2018

cod yocks

Being crosseyed

That blokes got cod yocks hard to tell f he is looking at me or to the Far East

by KnightRider74 August 9, 2017

Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.

"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."

by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018