The Buffs Club tonight?
Yeah I’ll ready the ute and some tinnies and you turn snap maps off so your girlfriend/boyfriend doesn’t see it.
Yeah I’ll ready the ute and some tinnies and you turn snap maps off so your girlfriend/boyfriend doesn’t see it.
by Kaye knows 123 December 23, 2022
Get the The Buffs Clubmug. A buff version of the lovable orange cat Garfield, that is known to many, including me, as the strong creator of our universe. Also has a 10-inch shlong.
Joanna was minding her own business, walking through the halls of a large university. She was heading to her dorm, passing her fellow students. On her way to her dorm, a fellow friend of Joanna's was walking the opposite way to her, and decided to stop her for a quick little chat.
"Oh, Joanna, I'm glad I ran into you!" He said to Joanna, happy to see her.
"Oh, hey! What is it you need?"
"I just wanted to show you something that will make you... lose yourself..." He pulled out his phone and entered his pin. Confused and worried, Joanna waddles over to his phone to see what he wanted to show her.
He tapped onto the Photos app, and told Joanna to close her eyes. Confused, she nodded and proceeded to cover her eyes with her hands.
A minute later, Joanna was told to uncover her eyes, and her eyes widened at the sight on the phone. It was a picture of a buff version of the lovable character Garfield, wearing nothing but red speedos doing their very best to cover up the majestic ginger rod that Garfield was packing.
"May I interest you in... Buff Garfield?"
After hearing what he said and looking at the picture, a warm liquid could be felt trying to gust its way towards Joanna's womanhood. "I- I- gotta go!" Panicked, she ran to the nearest bathroom. She slammed the cubical door shut, and pulled down her skirt to stare at the liquid that came out of her. "Ahhh! H-how did I manage to cum just by looking at a picture of Buff Garfield? That has to be impossible!"
"Oh, Joanna, I'm glad I ran into you!" He said to Joanna, happy to see her.
"Oh, hey! What is it you need?"
"I just wanted to show you something that will make you... lose yourself..." He pulled out his phone and entered his pin. Confused and worried, Joanna waddles over to his phone to see what he wanted to show her.
He tapped onto the Photos app, and told Joanna to close her eyes. Confused, she nodded and proceeded to cover her eyes with her hands.
A minute later, Joanna was told to uncover her eyes, and her eyes widened at the sight on the phone. It was a picture of a buff version of the lovable character Garfield, wearing nothing but red speedos doing their very best to cover up the majestic ginger rod that Garfield was packing.
"May I interest you in... Buff Garfield?"
After hearing what he said and looking at the picture, a warm liquid could be felt trying to gust its way towards Joanna's womanhood. "I- I- gotta go!" Panicked, she ran to the nearest bathroom. She slammed the cubical door shut, and pulled down her skirt to stare at the liquid that came out of her. "Ahhh! H-how did I manage to cum just by looking at a picture of Buff Garfield? That has to be impossible!"
by short_story_examples June 1, 2023
Get the Buff Garfieldmug. A term used in the fire department to call something or someone awesome or exciting. Not only is it fire department buff related, but at the same time it's fantastic.
It's pretty buff-tastic when little Jimmy sleeps with his radio in so he can hear all the calls, even the ones he's not responding on.
by backdrft76 May 6, 2018
Get the Buff-tasticmug. by ivyvyvyvyvyv July 22, 2019
Get the buff sunmug. He is in love with baba girl and he is going against big boy to get baba girl by the way the rock will be in the new show buff Jimmy’s Story
by Cooldude567388 April 29, 2022
Get the Buff jimmymug. by AliAFan69 August 29, 2018
Get the BUFFmug. a person who knows a lot about and is very interested in a particular subject:
a computer/opera/film buff
a computer/opera/film buff
by Ratti2 October 29, 2021
Get the Buffmug.