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Bloody Austin

When a female incidentally draws blood from a man’s penis during oral sex via teeth making direct contact with skin from the shaft.
“Dude, this vampire bitch came over last night and gave me a Bloody Austin!”
by Plzmakethisathing March 9, 2023
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Austin Conger

A common species of female that has been known to exist in the Winston-Salem and DC regions. This species is often awkward and attempts to do crazy shit. The species is also very clumsy often walking into things when they are going places. They also think that they are the coolest; some might call them trend followers. They are also known to get fired up at times, often seen running unexpectedly to wherever they go. They dislike cats as they are always looking for cats to murder. Often naive and unknowing it is common to also spot them in the woods as they have been known to LOVE snipe hunts. But in the end this species is harmless as it merely floats through its life looking for direction.
"Hey Austin Conger do you think you could catch a snipe for me?"
Responce "Sure, but im not very good at it as I have never caught one before"

"Hey Austin Conger look out for that lamp post!"
Responce "To late... thats gonna leave a bruse."

"No don't kill the kitty!"
Responce "To late its already in pieces"
by A Co-Worker October 30, 2012
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Austin Game

A game that AJ HIll HD takes a peculiar fascination towards, typically a quirky video game. The party games genre generally has a big category of Austin games. Mario Party, Speedrunners, Gang Beasts, etc... And some other games here and there when doing a custom game VS. mode on an FPS. I don't know. It's kinda hard to explain with my current terms, but every so often I just come across something that I totally see as an Austin game lol
by The easterbrook June 25, 2022
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Hot Austin

When you drop a metaphorical heater, be it a slow moving creamer or an explosive ass spray, on an arrogant person’s face…and that person is a government official of any capacity.
The IRS tried to say I made false deductions, but when I produced the receipts, they were blasted with a generous Hot Austin.
by Almighty Reno June 8, 2021
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Fatal Austin

Get this… I had Isabella over last night and I pulled a Fatal Austin!”
by Plzmakethisathingpart2 November 23, 2021
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Aussie/Austin

Austin is that one friend that doesn’t talk 24/7 but always makes sure when they do the gc is entertained.Austin can be confusing sometimes but he’s definitely good people to be around, Aussie is also a perfect nickname for him.
aussie/austin start being more active we miss you
by wspshawty May 24, 2022
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austin faust

A prominent audio-visual technician from the early twenty-first Century whose name has become synonymous with dance craze known as "dabbing"
But only in cases where 10 or more people are killed as a result.
"He gave a wink and a quick austin faust, and 30 children lay dead"
by Skivmo December 13, 2016
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