I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs 

Don't blame me, it ain't my plan, I just work here.

Jack: Why are we reorganizing the supply closet for the third time this week.

John: Hey, I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs.

Jack: Got it.

I ain't fuckin this cat, I'm just holding the legs by You will not win today July 22, 2011

the moon is beautiful, isn't it?

I love you

look a the night sky, the moon is beautiful, isn't it?

the moon is beautiful, isn't it? by Kuting Lang October 27, 2021

The sky is beautiful isn't it? 

It goes by I love you in poetic way however it is more used such as "I'm afraid of loving you yet I know I also can't have you"

"The sky is beautiful isn't it?"

The sky is beautiful isn't it? by Lovingred_lydia April 21, 2023

Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof.

This phrase means,"don't make trouble". Nothing good can come from a bunny being on the roof.

For Example,

"Hannah! Why would punch Anya??
Yeah Hannah, "Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof."

Don't Put a Bunny on the Roof. by kisses<3 January 25, 2013

Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym 

1. You weren't with me during the time of my hardships.

2. I wasn't of any of you're concern when I wasn't known.

3. You never show up to practice, so why should I let you off the bench.

4. If I wasn't successful I wouldn't be with you, so why should I be associated with you.

5. Acknowledging that the the person is only there when you're starting to get popular.

6. You don't know my struggle

1. Drake: "Kobe 'bout to lose a hundred fifty M’s
Kobe my nigga I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym!"

2. Random bench warmer: "Man, why Coach playin favorites on the team, I don't even need to practice and I'm better than you."

Starting Point Guard: "Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym"

Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym by Cameron Bell July 27, 2012

Wouldn't you know who won the pony

Implies that the previously stated is rigged; local wrestling promoter, as told by Jim Cornette, gave away a pony to increase ticket sales and, to avoid losing money, rigged the raffle to ensure his son would win the pony

Of course, that asshole was late again!
Oh, wouldn't you know who won the pony!

Wouldn't you know who won the pony by Jack_Bongos January 15, 2020

couldn't find his dick in the dark 

Someone who is oblivious, has declining mental facilities, or is simply stupid and cannot recognize obvious things or cannot take on simple tasks.

It's no surprise he gave that gold digger his ATM pin number--he's so dumb he couldn't find his dick in the dark.

couldn't find his dick in the dark by Marcoda December 9, 2011