Swedish

Swedish is the worst ever nationality. Nobody like a swedish person, they all take snus and is always talking about ikea. The only good thing that has come out of Sweden is Pewdipie and Ikea and maybe og minecraft. If you are from sweden please kill yourself or bomb your capital city.

Dane: oi you see that stupid dick sucking snus taking fucker on steroids and apple juice
Norwegian: yeah 100% a Swedish guy
Dane: yeah such a cunt

by pedophelia is touching kids November 21, 2022

Swedish roll

Swedish roll is referring to the sexual act of defecating on one’s chest, this may appeal to people who are getting bored in a relationship and running out of options to keep the ball rolling.

This act can be played out at any point during sexual liaisons, once you have shat on the chest (or been shat on) you begin to roll it along the chest as if your making a pastry roll. It is suggested that the chest shitter has had a decent amount of fibre leading up to the event ( helpful for the rolling process).

Her: babe I’m starting to get bored of our vanilla sex, can we spice things up?

Little John: I have an idea! Swedish roll, let’s get smelly!

by 2sukamukmcguck May 24, 2024

Swedish Double Coffee

When two guys jizz and piss in the same cup of coffee and they share it with a cinnamon bun

Me and my boyfriend shared a Swedish Double Coffee yesterday and it was really salty.

by Wordupcumer November 17, 2021

Swedish Yodel

When your lady friend sits on your face and you take a deep breath in blow a bunch of air into her cooch and it comes back at you in a queef .

Hey bro, I decided it was time to take my wife to Europe, so I surprised her with a Swedish Yodel

by Shameless Ray November 20, 2022

Swedish Smokehouse

When you fart and it stinks so bad that it seems to linger for hours.~

Brandon farted and it seemed to linger for a few hours, it was like a Swedish Smokehouse!

by Joel Morgan May 22, 2017

A Swedish Joke

A Swedish joke is mostly used by other Nordic countries like Norway, Denmark,Finland etc. But can also be found in some Slavic countries. A Swedish joke is a joke about how stupid Swedes are. Because of the other countries are jealous of the Swedish addiction. Mostly Norwegians because of the fact, that Norway do the work and Sweden takes the credit. They have the easiest language because of who stupid they are. And they criticised other skandinavian languages

She is such a Swedish joke. And think my teacher is a Swedish joke. Donald turmp is such an Swedish

by Ompalompa178 April 22, 2021

swedish milk

When you’re having anal and the guy pulls out so hard that shit gets suctioned out of the ass and then you vomit bc that shit is nasty. The aftermath is called Swedish Milk

Guy 1: you won’t believe what happened last night!
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: let’s just say I have swedish milk all over my carpet....

by boxeshavefeelings July 04, 2018