Jared

An ugly motherfucker that plays call of duty and minecraft and makes nazi jokes. He will hate you for small things and turn your friends against you!

That Jared kid is a real cunt.

Jared called me daddy issues because my dad is dead

by ShedsArentLittleBarns November 19, 2017

Jared

a submissive and breedable nerdy man.

someone: man, Jared is so submissive and breedable.
friend: yeah, he’s a total nerd too.

by B0WT13S November 3, 2021

Jared

The most toxic person ever. He also works at Food 4 Less. Fuck Jared.

Fuck Jared

by Fuck Jared August 29, 2020

Where and When Jared?

The question Musa asks to Jared after a Ligma balls joke.

Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)

by musa is gay December 1, 2023

Jared

Jared is a name of people who are huge pussy bitches that i will fuck anything they see. They are worthless pieces of shit and look like dead rats.

That’s that Jared cunt aye

by Shakeyy627 October 19, 2021

jared leto

An American actor and musician.

Jared Leto.

by gdinelli April 10, 2017

Jared

So easy to love yet so hard to beat in a fight. Big kid, big personality, big talent, big ego. Confidence radiates stronger than the sun. Don’t know why every girl couldn’t go after Jared. Usually has a really hot girlfriend who’s out of his league, but he only uses that to make himself more confident. Who wouldn’t love him?

Oh my god I love Jared.

by Anonymous21166 January 11, 2022