Jared

Jareds’ are mixed feeling type of guys who look for attention. Jareds’ are self-absorbed and only care about themselves. Yet, whenever they try to fix something, they always ruin it. They often curse a lot and can lose their temper. Try not to get on their bad side either.
Dang, Jared just called my grandma a big marshmallow and tried to cover it up by saying she’s sweet.
by Spybunny109 November 25, 2018
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Jared Joke

Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"
by PhatPhnya October 29, 2020
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Jared Spliff

The prefect mix of marijuana and tobacco rolled up into a perfect cone
Q:do you want to hit my marty spliff?
A:Nah its cool i have a perfect Jared Spliff right here.
by Dat fox January 19, 2012
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Jared

19 and illiterate
“Jared, can you read this for the class?”
“No I cannot.”
by Step-daddy October 18, 2021
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Jared Triolo

One of the best baseball players to play the game.

Jared Triolo currently plays for the Pittsburgh Pirates and is on his way to being a star in the Major Leagues.
"Jared Triolo hits piss-missiles"
by D1 Glazer December 3, 2023
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Jared

Jared is usually kinda dumb and is gay or bisexual and special ed
Jared is not smart at all
by Big lil j May 11, 2019
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Jared

This name is given to those who a Lil peepee piss boy
Oh yeah that’s Jared, he’s my lil peepee piss boy. My lil bottom boy bitch. He’s a lil twink boy.”
by Alivo Jones November 21, 2021
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