MAGA Gun Fu Fighter

A Typical Proud Boy more like Poor Boys going apeshit and acting like a "Chuck Norris" but, Doesn't have the balls to admit that Joe Biden won 2020. An Average Trump Supporter with Semi-Automatic Weapons, going downtown and shit and watch Donald Trump get his ass handed while getting a Free Blowjob and his Big Mac that he has left outside the D.C. Fridge for a week while watching "TMNT" on his 4K Television.
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.

There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.

Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.

There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
by Arika Cho cho Butterface November 15, 2020
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Skunk Fu!

An Irish animated television series featuring the fables of anthropomorphic animals protecting their valley using martial arts. The show chronicles the adventures of young Skunk, training with his Kung Fu master, Panda, with the support of Rabbit, Fox, Turtle, and others, who directly, or inadvertently, also help Skunk grow
Skunk Fu! is the worst show ever.
by SPrice1980 May 02, 2022
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fu mannchez

A desperate attempt at a moustache. Generally the half hearted attempt resembles a top lip that has recently been on the receiving end of a dirty sanchez.
Somebody should let that guy know he’s rocking a fu mannchez. His girlfriend must be so embarrassed.
by dillyheathen October 16, 2020
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Kung-Fu Fire Palm

When you pour lighter fluid on your hand, set it on fire and give somebody a reacharound.
He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.
by Drahky96 October 17, 2023
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douche-fu

Like kung-fu only douchier.
"Allie was practicing black belt douche-fu tonight at my party.
by JASCAF July 26, 2011
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Chi Fu

Stands for Chicken Fucker. One who fucks chickens.
Pete: Yo momma is so fat, when she sat down in high school class, she sat beside EVERYBODY!

Spence: Chi Fu
by Splancer April 08, 2006
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tounge fu

The Art of being very skilled at performing cunnilingus,when one considers performing oral sex on a woman to be more not but a mere sexual favor but an actual art form.one who is expertly skilled at eating pussyis a practitioner of tounge fu.
"Girl!,did you hook up with Rob last night? You mean Cadillac Dick,the tounge Fu master? He's got a Black belt in eating pussy!"
by February 24, 2025
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