Fapple sauce

Post-fap discharge.

Sorry, I didn't mean to get fapple sauce all over your new sofa.

by AtxAxLoss March 07, 2009

Weak Sauce

Describes an event or object that lacks inesnity and/or fails to fully accomplish its purpose. Used to degrade, or convey ones dissatisfaction in something.

That concert was weak sauce, I can't believe I paid to see it.

Or

Your Face is weak sauce.

by Little Dog Monk August 30, 2006

Bread Sauce

When you sit on someones face and take a shit

"I just bread sauced your mum"

by sheery December 25, 2008

sinus sauce

Euphemism used to describe cocaine in polite company.

'I mean I was pretty drunk, but I got ahold of that sinus sauce and straightened out right quick'

by Thief Ledger October 06, 2018

wall sauce

The text equivalent of a condiment; an inside joke made in script. Usually a randomly posted comment to a persons "wall" that typically makes sense only to the poster and postee.

I have wall sauce splattered all over my facebook page. Everyone probably thinks I'm a weirdo.

by [e-mail] April 23, 2009

sauce rag

What you wipe your spooge off with after masterbating.

My wife found my sauce rag last night behind the couch. She was pissed

by rugbyidiot October 17, 2008

plop sauce

The water (and any additional contents) of a toilet that splashes upward and onto the nether regions when butt release makes high-speed contact with the surface. When violent enough, this may produce a "plopping" sound.

I dropped a deuce without laying down some TP first and my gooch got painted with plop sauce!

by FleekwoodMoose July 26, 2021