post-fap

The aftermath or "afterfap" of your masturbation session. The usually brief and heavily awkward moment right after you had a pleasurable orgasm where you now have to deal with a huge load of regret for beating your meat along with the irritating "clean-up" process involving you waddling like a penguin to the nearest tissue box.

God fucking damn did I feel guilty as fuck during my post-fap, but ends sure did fucking justify the means because I literally cummed higher than Old Faithful.

post-fap by GoldEvil911 July 26, 2014

Post Fap Clarity 

When one comes to his senses after fapping and ceases to think with his dick

Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch

Post Fap Clarity by poizunman December 31, 2011

post fap nap 

When you get home from a stressful day and need to relax, so you bust one out and take a sweet nap right afterwards.

"Yesterday was so stressful I had to have a post fap nap just to relax."

post fap nap by hyjack September 2, 2016

PFG (Post-Fap Guilt)

The guilt and/or depression felt after masturbation due to the material used, the method used, etc.

Man, fuck PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).

PFG (Post-Fap Guilt) by Zalixar November 18, 2009

Post-fapdom Depression

The feeling of disappointment/guilt right after fapping

Mom: What's wrong with jimmy?

Son: Oh nothing, just Post-fapdom Depression

Post-fapdom Depression by MR. TYTY555 December 6, 2010

ex post fapto 

A series of habitual tasks undertaken upon the completion of a fap.

I always close my porn tabs ex post fapto.

ex post fapto by Geoffffffffff May 9, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019